Blog Posts about Kaitlin Hopkins

Our friends over at Synapse Films recently released the skinfinitive Blu-ray edition of Frankenhooker (1990), starring Penthouse pet Patty Mullen as Elizabeth, the fiancee of aspiring mad scientist Jeffrey Franken. When Liz gets chopped into pieces in a freak lawnmower accident, Dr. Franken sets out to rebuild his true love using parts "collected" from New York's finest streetwalkers.

The re-animation is successful, but with one unforseen side effect: Liz's prostitute parts quickly take over her brain, and Dr. Franken finds that if he wants to make love with his beloved, he'll have to pay like any other john...with his life!

The Blu-ray of Frankenhooker comes uncut and uncensored, with significantly more nudity than the R-rated VHS version and 1998 DVD release. Highlights (sk)include Charlotte J. Helmcamp's monster mams, Patty's slip of the lower lip (nudely discovered by our Blu-ray Ninja!) , and a (literally) explosive hotel room party with nudity from Heather Hunter, Jennifer Delora, Kimberly Taylor, Susan Napoli, Vicki Darnell and Gittan Godling as topless Times Square trollops.

So to celebrate this new, nude Blu-ray monstrosity, join Skin Central after the jump for more monster babes that'll give you a jolt in your bolt!

Wherever men of ideas and action gather to exchange theories and compare experiences, the talk invariably comes around to praising those few accomplished gentlemen among us who have wallowed in the physical delights of a mother and her daughter. The notion of gaining access to the most intimate, moistest recesses of two women, one of whom has squirmed from the womb of the other, is too much for a meek-willed male to contemplate without swooning. It's a hale and brave fellow who embraces the reality of copulating with two successive generations of directly descending females.