Blog Posts about Mariel Hemingway

1982 was the year Valley Girl, like, exploded from a SoCal dialect into an international cultural phenomenon thanks to Frank Zappa, and it was totally the year Michael Jackson sold about 18 gazillion copies of Thriller, but Mr. Skin fondly remembers it as the Year of the Teen Sex Comedy: Porky's, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, and The Last American Virgin, all immortal classics of this most skinful of all genres, were all released in 1982.

Join us after the jump for, like, more of Mr. Skin's Favorite Nude Scenes of 1982! Bitchin'!

The summer cinema season swings into full gear this weekend as Marvel's Thor thunders into theaters. Though the film has the feminine touch of brunettes Natalie Portman and Kat Dennings, Thor left Mr. Skin's magic hammer longing for a big, blonde Viking vixen.

See these towering (6'0" or taller) temptresses in the buff after the jump!

Flash n' the cans!

A beautiful woman is in your path. Silently, she reaches forward, grabs the hem of her shirt, and jerks it upwards, wordlessly revealing a flawless pair of fun-sacks. Everybody loves the surprise boob attack that a flashing scene begets, so enjoy Melanie Griffith, Keira Knightley, and the rest of our Top 10 Celebrity Funbag Flashes!

Popular culture of 1979 was post-hippie, but not quite yuppie; post-disco, but not quite New Wave; and post-Star-Wars, but not quite completely infantilized by Steven Spielberg.

At local theaters (which were not quite all multiplexes—yet), Hollywood continued to present movies for adults: mature stories for grown-up people featuring adult themes, adult story lines, and that most quintessentially adult artistic flourish—nudity.

With home video still a few years in the future, grindhouses and drive-ins surged toward a crescendo, showcasing an explosion of exploitation that was also patently adult but not, to be sure, mature.

Let’s look now at some of our favorite nude scenes from 1979—eleven, in total, in honor of the rating Dudley Moore actually awards to Bo Derek in the movie 10.

Mr Skin's personal preference when it comes to boobs is 1) big, and 2) natural. However, he's a man who can appreciate all sizes and shapes, even when it comes to implants.

Some actresses get fakies and love the look and feel, while some may regret their decision to surgically plump their pair.

In today's Top 10, we celebrate the brave Hollywood hotties, like Nicole Eggert and Mariel Hemingway, who went under the knife twice: once to get implants, once to get them removed.

From mountains to molehills, they're all mamtastic.

See them all after the cut!

A Skintroduction to Mr Skin's Man in the Feels

Editor's Note: McBeardo is Mr Skin’s resident sexpert on weird, cult, fringe, midnight, underground and/or any other extreme form of skinema.

He reports from the frontlines and backrooms of most skintimidating screening halls on the planet – not the least of which is the place where he keeps his couch.

The opinions of McBeardo are not necessarily those of Mr Skin, MrSkin.com, or any related affiliates. The ideas as to what constitutes a “wild time” are definitely not Mr Skin’s, period.

Please click McBeardo's mitt on the magnifincent bosom on Nekromistress to go to the next page and read his first column.

Greed, jealousy, and possessive vengeance combined to create the insanity that robbed the world of one of Playboy's most beautiful Playmates ever, Dorothy Stratten.

And it happened on this date in 1980.

Get the skinny, and a look at Dorothy very much alive and naked, after the jump.