Blog Posts about Jennifer Lopez

As we wrap up Round 2 of our Whack-It Bracket, we've got two titans of tush facing off in our B-Cup Beauties division. Whose seat meat will reign supreme, Jessica Alba's amazing ass or the junk in Jennifer Lopez' trunk?

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Representing the heavy hitters in our Heavy Handfuls division, we've got two gorgeous actresses who couldn't be more different (aside from their impressive racks, of course)- it's Heather Graham Vs. Jennifer Love Hewitt!

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Last night's 84th Annual Academy Awards were an exceptionally tame affair full of silent-film nostalgia and beige gowns. If you didn't watch it, you didn't miss much.

Maybe that's why the media is going nuts over a supposed nip slip from Jennifer Lopez as she presented an award with Cameron Diaz last night.

The Skin Staff saw the supposed wardrobe malfunction as it happened, and after going back and carefully SKINspecting the footage, we have determined that that, ladies and gentlemen (mostly gentlemen), is nothing but....nipple tape. Yes, what you are seeing is what J-Lo uses to keep her Jennies from the Block inside her gown, not the areola itself.

You be the judge with video of the "wardrobe malfunction" and Jennifer Lopez nip slip pics after the jump!

You might not be getting Jessica Alba in your stocking this year, but that's no reason why you can't cuddle up to that famous Alba ass...or at least a latex facsimile of it.

The celebrity sex doll business is booming- in fact, when the Miley Cyrus "Finally Miley" sex doll was released on the country cutie's 18th birthday this year, the doll sold out within 48 hours.

So what other Hollywood hotties have been immortalized in blow-up doll form? Find out after the jump!

How much are Holly Madison's boobs worth? According to the insurance company Lloyd's of London, those knockers are worth a cool $1 million. Holly, who had her breasts appraised by the prestigious firm last week, says she thinks tit's simply what her marvelous mammaries deserve:

“I think they’re getting the credit they deserve...They’re my primary money makers right now,” she told People magazine, adding: “I’ve heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?, because if anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars. I thought I’d cover my assets.”

We prefer when she UNcovers her assets, but hey- whatever works! Holly's got a million-dollar pair, but what other celebrities have bonds on their bods? Find out after the jump!

There ain't nothing like a Dame, and Helen Mirren is at the top of Skin Central's list. She's both a Dame of the British Empire and a Mr. Skin Nudity All-Star, and now even gym chain L. A. Fitness is getting on the Mirren bandwagon. People magazine reports that Helen recently beat out distinguished nominudes like Kate Winslet, Pippa Middleton and Jennifer Lopez to win the "Body of the Year" award in a survey sponsored by the fitness company.

Speaking of beating out, Dame Helen also has the singular honor of being the only celeb on Mr. Skin who's been nude in 5 decades on film. She first stripped down in 1969's Age of Consent, and went nude as recently as 2010's Love Ranch, the story of a husband and wife who open Nevada's first legal brothel.

See five decades of funbags from Helen Mirren after the jump!

"I don't think you're ready for this jelly," Beyonce sang in her ode to bountiful asses, "Bootylicious". But Beyonce was wrong. We're ready. We're so ready that we're bringing you the Top 10 Best Bandonkadonk Butts, starring the luscious latter ends of Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Biel, and every other star with a prodigious posterior. Bouncy, bouncy!

Newly single superstar Jennifer Lopez, who divorced husband #3 Marc Anthony just last week, is announcing her availability to the world by taking on a duo of daring- and potentially nude- roles.

J-lo has kept her jugs safely inside her top since her boob-baring turn in U-Turn (1997), but now, 14 years later, she's set to play potential mother-to-be Holly in the movie adaptation of the popular pregnancy book What to Expect When You're Expecting. In the script, Holly bares her boobs for her husband (played by Rodrigo Santoro) to try to convince him to adopt a baby boy.

She's also signed on for a role in the crime movie Parker, and the script calls for Jennifer, as sexy real estate agent Leslie, to do a skintillating striptease for Jason Statham. Could this mean the long-anticipated movie debut of Jennifer's juicy $27 million caboose? Skin Central just hopes Jenny from the Block doesn't cock-block our nude hopes!