Blog Posts about Michelle Johnson

This MAM-orial Day weekend, we're taking a break from our regular prog-MAM-ming to bring you an udderly mam-tastic countdown of the breast celebrity cans courtesy of our own Mr. Skin. (Q: How many boobie puns can we work into one sentence? A: Five.) The list comes hand-picked by the Sultan of Skin himself, so whether you agree whole hard-edly or your favorite didn't make the list, let us know in the comments!

See #10-7 after the jump!

Presidents' Day is upon us, and you're probably asking yourself, "How do I celebrate?" It's not exactly a holiday that requires decorating a tree or preparing a large meal, after all. So Mr. Skin is here to help: how about spending the day looking a naked pics of celebs with presidential names? Skincumbent stars like Kerry Washington, Holly Madison, and Amy Adams are on hand to be your com-MAM-ders-in-chief!

They're 18 and last, and they've grown up real fast! Today, we pay tribute to those happy trail-blazing starlets who were brave enough to strip down on screen at the age of 18. From Uma Thurman to Asia Argento, these babes are eighteen! Eighteen! Eighteen! Eighteen and I like it!

Is there anyone more deserving of the "MILF" title than Demi Moore?

This cougarrific vision of brunette loveliness has been charming trouser snakes since she was a mere kitten, appearing nude in films from Blame it on Rio (1984) to G.I. Jane (1997).

Demi's been off the skin scene for a while now, but now that she's filing for divorce from younger hubby Ashton Kutcher (he's 15 years her junior), we're hoping this wild cat will decide to bare her claws once more.

Join Skin Central after the jump for the breast of Demi Moore!

1984 really was a brave nude world: in a nude move that would be all but impossible today, the PG-rated family film Splash splashed into theaters, complete with Daryl Hannah's bare boobs and bum. 1984 was also the year that The Woman in Red received a PG-13 rating, despite a flash of full frontal nudity (and nearly two minutes of boobies) from fantasy female Kelly LeBrock.

Journey further into the alternate boobtiverse of 1984 with more of Mr. Skin's Favorite Nude Scenes of 1984 after the jump!

We the peters of the United States honor our leaders past and present on Presidents' Day. Leader in the field of skinnage, that is! You'll stand up and salute in your shorts for skinaugural naked stars like Liv Tyler, Holly Madison, and Kerry Washington, no matter if you're a Democrotch, Re-pubic-an, or a Skindependent!

It's Hard Not to Hate Romo

There are few babes more luscious than sexy Jessica Simpson, with her tumbling blonde hair and titanic Texan two. So when we heard that Dallas Cowboy Tony Romo had dumped the stunning country songbird, we were stunned. How can you possibly find a woman on the same level as Jessica?

Today, that question has actually been answered. It seems that the very night after Romo dismissed Simpson, he was seen canoodling with a gorgeous mystery babe. And that woman has been identified as . . . none other than Michelle Johnson, #74 on Mr. Skin's Top 100 Celebrity Nude Scenes List!

Click "more" for the down and dirty scoop.