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No big nude releases on DVD this week, but horror fans will find something to scream about on Blu-ray, as Final Destination 2 (2003), Final Destination 3 (2006), and the sick, twisted flick Deadgirl (2009) get the digital treatment. It's also a good week for fans of TV cheesecake, as biker babes, deadly ass-assins, and teenage vampires hit DVD and Blu-ray courtesy of Sons of Anarchy, Season 3, Nikita, Season 1, and The Vampire Diaries, Season 2.

Also streetwalkin' onto DVD are Viva Bianca and Hanna Mangan Lawrence, playing hookers in peril in the Aussie thriller X (2011).

Since Final Destination (2000) became a surprise hit, the teen horror
franchise has evolved into an unstoppable juggernaut of ever-more outrageous and creative ways for rotten kids to meet their makers. Final Destination 5 opens in theaters this weekend, and rumor has it that Final Destination 6 and Final Destination 7 are already on the way.

The new skinstallment stars Jacqueline MacInnes Wood (seen at left), who 6 minutes in gets out of a car in a very leggy- and very low cut- outfit which draws lots of attention, espcially when Jacqueline takes off her shirt to reveal her black bra. In case the sight of her sweater kittens completely erases your brain, she helpfully completes the scene by clarifying, "they're called tits." Ellen Wroe also appears as a sexy gymnast who wears a tight top and teeny-tiny shorts as she exercises on the balance beam, which is no doubt about to impale her before flying at the audience.

Which Final Destination films should be your final desti-NUDE-tion? Find out after the jump!

Welcome back to Castle Rackula for the third and final installment of my Horny Holiday Horrors series. This will be my last post of the year as I am preparing for my annual Holiday Trip to a secret island in the Caspian Sea where I join a few of my powerful Hollywood friends to hunt the most dangerous game: human beings we found on Craigslist.

But without further ado, I bring you three more Christmas-themed slasher movies with nudity.

Read more after the bite.

Mr. Skin’s DVD Pick of the Week

Deadgirl (2009)
STUDIO: Dark Sky
NUDE: Jenny Spain (breasts, butt) (Picture)
Horny high schoolers J.T. (Noah Segan) and Rickie (Shiloh Fernandez) discover a chained, naked, and evidently undead woman (Jenny Spain) in an abandoned mental asylum and decide to take advantage of the situation in the unique horror flick Deadgirl (2008). After J.T. bangs her, to Rickie’s horror, he starts inviting his friends over for gang bangs. The dead girl’s naked boobs, butt, and bush are featured prominently, so don’t be surprised if you get rigor mortis in your pants.

Mr. Skin’s DVD Pick of the Week
The Last House on the Left (2009)—Blu-Ray
STUDIO: Universal
NUDE: Riki Lindhome (breasts), Sara Paxton (butt)
The Last House on the Left (2009) is a remake of Wes Craven's notorious 1972 exploitation film of the same name, itself a purported remake of Ingmar Bergman’s The Virgin Spring (1960). When her parents (Tony Goldwyn and Monica Potts) take her to their lake house on vacation, young Mari Collingwood (Sara Paxton) quickly ditches them to hang out with her free-spirited friend Paige (Martha MacIsaac). Soon the two girls find themselves smoking pot in a hotel room with seemingly harmless and shy Justin (Spencer Treat Clark) when his escaped-convict father Krug (Garret Dillahunt) comes back unexpectedly, accompanied by Justin's uncle Francis (Aaron Paul) and Krug’s girlfriend Sadie (Riki Lindhome).

Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of February 3, 2009.

The Poison Ivy Franchise Denudes Another Young Starlet

The secret’s out! Miriam McDonald, the Candian babian who appears on the popular teen after-school-special-turned-soap Degrassi: The Next Generation as Emma Nelson (Spike’s daughter for fans of the original) will be showing off her McDairies in the upcoming made-for-TV drama Poison Ivy: The Secret Society. So says Nudography.

This will be the first time Miriam has put any points on the skin scoreboard, and she’ll be joining her Toronto castmates Marie Cruz, Ruth Marshall, and Jennifer Podemski, who bared a little t&a in a softcore double penetration scene in the erotic anthology series Bliss.

She’s getting a late start, but if Miriam keeps going like this, she may just beat them all into the Mr Skin Hall of Fame!

Read more after the jump.