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From naked Natalia Wörner in the Starz mini-series The Pillars of the Earth to nude Naomi Watts in the drama Mother and Child, this pre-Christmas week features some stocking-stuffer DVDs that will also stuff the stocking in your pants.

The Pillars of the Earth

The Starz historical miniseries The Pillars of the Earth chronicles the building of a cathedral in 12th century England. But if you're not into spires and arches, you can still check out the flying buttresses of co-star Natalia Wörner. Star Hayley Atwell uses a possible stunt butt for her nude scene, but naked Natalia puts her own architecture on display. Forget "brick house," she's built like a stone church!

Mother and Child

Ever electrifying Naomi Watts puts in her sixth career nude scene and her costar Kerry Washington does her fourth in the drama Mother and Child. Naomi bares butt and then showing off her motherrific mammaries and muff when she goes fully frontal on the balcony and Ms. Washington will have you erecting a monument in your pants when she reveals right rackage in bed with her boyfriend. Naomi and Kerry are the mothers of skinvention. I guess that makes me Frank Slappa!

The Quintessential Guy Maddin! 5 Films from the Heart of Winnipeg

The Quintessential Guy Maddin! 5 Films from the Heart of Winnipeg is a four-disc box set of far-out movies from Canadian arthouse auteur Guy Maddin. Included are the 1997 fantasy The Twilight of the Ice Nymphs, featuring the rumptastic rear of Pascale Bussières, 2003's Cowards Bend the Knee with naked Melissa Dionisio, and the 1992 flick Careful, where we get full frontal from Gosia Dobrowolska and T&A from Katya Gardner and Sarah Neville. What a guy Maddin is!

Mr. Skin’s DVD Pick of the Week

Spread (2009)—Blu-Ray
STUDIO: Anchor Bay
NUDE: Jenae Altschwager (breasts), Rachel Blanchard (breasts, butt), Anne Heche (breasts, butt), Margarita Levieva (breasts, bush), Sonia Rockwell (breasts, bush, butt)
Ashton Kutcher is Nikki, a young gigolo who lives as a kept man with a rich lawyer (Anne Heche) in the Hollywood Hills and still finds time to sleep with sexy waitress Margarita Levieva in the skin-filled sex comedy Spread (2009). Also among Kutcher’s conquests are Rachel Blanchard, Sonia Rockwell, Maria Conchita Alonso, Sarah Buxton, and a couple of uncredited actresses. There’s nudity throughout, including a scene of Ashton using a razor to give Rachel Blanchard a bald beaver. Way to spread!

Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of March 31, 2009.