Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Mr. Skin would like to wish you a very happy Labor Day, or as we call it at Skin Central: Labia Day. Take the day off and celebrate with our list of the Top 10 Working Girls; i.e., sexy babes who have last names that just happen to be professions. Heat things up with Rachael Leigh Cook, nail Charisma Carpenter, or grind Sienna Miller... now these are jobs with great benefits.
It's Labor Day! It's time to kick back, enjoy an entire day free of work, and enjoy the last vestiges of summer.
Speaking of heat, how about relaxing and letting our list of ten sultry superstars with career-based surnames do some work for you?
Sexy Charisma Carpenter, Rachel Miner, and Sigourney Weaver will be happy to strip down and do the heavy lifting for you after the cut!
By Tivoli Foxx
PART ONE: MY LIFE IN SEARCH OF RACK-LACKING ROLE MODELS
Throughout my 'tween years in the '70s, I was force-fed the song stylings of Mr. Joe Walsh in the backseat of my big brother's Camaro. Actually, it was one song in particular: "I Like Big Tits," which was cleverly labeled on the album You Bought It: You Name It as "I.L.B.T.S" to stump censors. "I.L.B.T.S", in fact, became the mantra of my bro's maligned gang of burly burnouts and randy rockers. Barely budding of boobage myself, I longed for the day when groovy, smoke-soaked studs would make cracks about my own stupendous love-stacks.
My immensely endowed older sister, alas, provided no help. As a matter of fact, she rendered me the braless butt of jokes by giving me a t-shirt saying "Proud Member of the I.B.T.C." -- the Itty Bitty Titty Committee! I wore that garment like a scarlet letter well into adolescence, remaining completely casaba-barren and cat-call-free.
Brief Nudity, White, Brunette, Small breasts (Real), Average body size, Hollywood
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