Blog Posts about Jacqueline Bisset

You probably already know it's Shark Week- all week, Skin Central has been bombarded with Facebook updates from well-meaning internet friends reminding us that "IT'S MOTHAFUCKIN SHARK WEEK, BITCHES!" (that's an exact quote, by the way). And while cold-blooded killing machines are undoubtedly cool, Skin Central prefers warm-blooded sperm-killing machines like Susan Backlinie, who lost her shirt before losing a limb to the tit-ular great white in Jaws (1975).

We're chumming for cha-chas here at Skin Central, so join us after the jump for mouth-watering shark bait from The Deep, Shark Attack 3, Tintorera, and more!

It's a rare occasion when a clothed shot can measure up to a nude one in terms of titillation. Think Keri Russell in the sprinkler in 8 Days a Week (1997) and Jacqueline Bisset in The Deep (1977).

Joining this list of notable exceptions is newcomer Kristen Renton. We've seen her in a bikini on an episode of The O.C., and she did a stint on Days of Our Lives, but her most recent scene on the FX biker series Sons of Anarchy puts her at the forefront of the race for a "Best Thong" Anatomy Award.

As Ima, Kristen plays an eager groupie to the Anarchy gang, and this week, she succeeded in bedding one of the bikers. The morning after... well, just look at the picture!

There is a thong tucked somewhere between Kristen's exquisite, ultra-tight ass cheeks, but thanks to the angle and the goosebumps, she may as well be wearing nothing at all!

Have a look at Kristen's Anarchy ass here, and let us know in the comments: what's your favorite movie or TV thong shot of all time?

Mr. Skin's Pick of the Week

Death in Love (2009)
STUDIO: Screen Media
NUDE: Morena Baccarin (FFN, butt), Vanessa Kai (breasts, butt)
Jacqueline Bisset is a Holocaust survivor who escapes death in the camps by having an affair with a Nazi doctor in charge of human experiments in the drama Death in Love (2009). Years later she is living in New York City with her two neurotic sons, Josh Lucas, who works at a fraudulent modeling agency, and Lukas Haas, who’s locked in an Oedipal relationship with his mother. Jacqueline and Vanessa Kai flash some flesh, and Brazilian-born sci-fi siren Morena Baccarin makes her nude debut, baring boobs and a little butt and bush in an uncredited role. What’s not to love about Death in Love?

Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of July 7, 2009.

With much fanfare, Mr Skin uncovered the first section of his much-skinticipated Top 100 Celeb Nude Scenes list last week. And as much as we enjoy reveling in the clinging wet T-shirt of Jacqueline Bisset and Christina Ricci nude, the show--and the list--must go on!

There are more sexy surprises in store with this week's skinstallment. Click "MORE" to start the slideshow for #90-81, and remember: we'll be counting down ten a week for ten weeks until we get all the way to the #1 naked scene ever, so check back every Monday!

And the Winner of Three Free Days of Skin Is…

The Double Kosher, the Krispy Kreme, the King of Kickboxing, the one and bone-ly Kennebunkport Kid… Kopygaurd Kevin!

KK’s skin-spiring pun-filled piece of wordplay in his comment on the now skinfamous Top 10 Redheads with Large Racks on June 1, 2009 was worthy of the jokesmiths at Skin Central, which is a little unsettling for said jokesmiths.

Kevin overcame his blind rage at the improper placement on the list of not yet nude Christina Hendricks long enough to write:

I concur with Mr. [Christopher[ Kowalsky [Sr.]. Christina Hendricks should have definitely placed over the Lohan, she's definitely the #1 firecrotch in my book. They should remake "The Door In The Floor" with Hendricks replacing Mimi Rogers. I'd like to have a good long look at her atomic fireballs, burning bush, and hot cross buns. Now that would give me a red hot poker.

Kevin, you shame us.

Read some more contenders after the jump.