Blog Posts about Elizabeth Berkley

They're ladies! They're Lizzies! They're lezzies! They're sexy celebrities named Liz who just happen to have at least one lesbian role under their belts. Literally under their belts. So sit back and eat-Liz-a-bit with our lusty list full of licky ladies like Shannon Elizabeth, Charlize Theron, and Elizabeth Mitchell.

Welcome to July! Fireworks, swimming pools, cookouts... and nude celebrities. When the weather heats up, it's best to strip down, so follow the lead of juicy July babies like Sandra Bullock and Jennifer Lopez! And remember: for this list, we've only included babes who have actually done some nudity. So sorry, Lindsay Lohan. Maybe after Inferno comes out, you'll make the list!

Mr. Skin Has a Few Casting Ideas

According to the Hollywood rumor mill, German writer/director Marc Vorlander is at work on the follow-up to the 1995 skinstant classic Showgirls, called Showgirls: Story of Hope.

The details are sketchy at best, but blogs are reporting that the plot will have Rena Riffel's character Penny traveling to Frankfurt, Germany, to seek revenge on the people responsible for giving her brother a deadly dose of cocaine.

There is also a trippy-looking teaser video for the movie that you can watch here.

Since all the casting is still up in the air, we at MrSkin.com have decided to take a stab at casting this flick, under the assumption that all the main characters will be returning.

With no other information to go on, we’ll do what we do in Vegas. We gamble.

For Nomi Malone, the hooker-turned-stripper-turned-showgirl played by a nude Elizabeth Berkley in the original, we have three suggestions:

AnnaLynne McCord of 90210 and Nip/Tuck fame for her trashy, bisexual, frizzy-haired sex appeal; Gossip Girl’s Blake Lively, whose ice cream photoshoot put all sorts of ideas into her fans’ heads; and recent newsmaker Taylor Swift, who would be a perfect naïve ingénue.

We also have three suggestions for Crystal Connors, Nomi’s arch rival and would-be lesbian lover. In the original, the role was played by Gina Gershon.

Our choices are: Marisa Tomei, who was one of our favorite strippers of all time in The Wrestler; Megan Fox, whose refusal to get nude would immediately disqualify her with extreme prejudice; and Rosario Dawson, who’s a little young for the part, but more than sexy enough.

Roll the dice and read the rest of our suggested cast list after the jump.

According to Kiss, everybody's going to move their feet and leave their seat in Detroit Rock City. Mr Skin agrees, but would like to add that he prefers it when beautiful women SHOW their seats.

In our continuing Top 10 salute to the hottest babes in the American Midwest, we move from Cleveland to Detroit, the home of Motown, the auto industry, and some serious engine-revvers like Kristen Bell, supermodel Christie Brinkley, and Showgirls star Elizabeth Berkley!

So move your feet, leave your seat, and get UP! These Michigan mamas will blow you away!

And Three Free Days of Skin Go to…

ChooChooJonny for his remarks on one of the most pressing issues of our time, actresses who play strippers in movies without stripping in the stripper movies.

Actresses today need to take a lesson from Demi and actually strip when they play a stripper. i don't know what idiot made them think it was ok to play a stripper and not strip. look at how popular Demi became because of that role. Maybe if the newcomers would go topless they too will see an increase in there fame... and we will get an increase in our pants.

I couldn’t have said it better myself, ChooChoo.

We need more naked Jessica Biels, Demi Moores and Elizabeth Berkeleys and fewer Lindsay Lohans and Jessica Albas.

Enjoy your free three days of skin, Jonny. And keep riding that train! To think that notion (about strippers) just crossed your mind.

Read after the jump for more great comments from this week.