The dog days of summer are hitting America's Got Talent judge Heidi Klum hard, and you'll wanna hit things hard when you get a load of this German beauty sunbathing.
Happy Valentine's Day from Heidi Klum's merkin in Blow Dry! Now tell us, did you wait too long to make dinner reservations and have nowhere to take your ladylove this culturally-mandated day of romance? Here's an idea, why not stay home and make a nice dinner for the two of you, then settle into the sofa for one of those romantic films you usually hate.
What she doesn't need to know is that these "chick flicks" are all Mr. Skin-approved for maximum ogling potential, and provide enough Valentine's pink to get you weeping tears of joy!
See Skin Central's V-Day recommendations after the jump!
Oktoberfest is currently in full swing, and the traditional balcony-boosting dirndl dress worn by Bavarian beer babes is certainly wunderbar. But if you can’t get your bratwurst over to Munich, you can still celebrate from the comfort of home with the best Bavarian babes ever to bare boobs right here at MrSkin.com. The Teutonic treats displayed by Diane Kruger, Heidi Klum and the rest of our Top 10 Hottest Naked German Stars will raise more than your beer stein!
Yeah, that was a bad pun. Even for us. But you know what's positively wunderbar? Mr. Skin's brand-spanking new Hottest German Celebs Nude playlist, featuring delicious Deutch dames like Saralisa Volm, Diane Kruger, Nastassja Kinski, and Heidi Klum in their birthday suits. So even if you can't make it to Munich for Oktoberfest this year, you can still sit back, pour yourself a frosty bier, and feast your eyes on the finest frauleins Germany has to offer. Prost!
Raise your glass to the Teutonic hotties on Mr. Skin's Hottest German Celebs Nude playlist now!
It's all our fault, really.
Fashion magazines keep promising to show us supermodels and other celebrities naked, and we keep falling for it, even though all we ever get after flipping through one of these glossy periodicals is the stink of perfume samples on our hands and a patronizing smile from the lady at Barnes & Noble.
The 2012 edition of Allure Magazine's annual "Look Better Naked" feature is mostly more of the same as Extra's Maria Menounous, Smash's Debra Messing, Think Like a Man's Taraji P. Henson, Homeland's Morena Baccarin, and model Heidi Klum all pose "magazine naked" with the good parts obscured from view.
Naturally, the accompanying copy praises these celebs for their bravery for exposing parts of themselves that wouldn't even be blurred out on a major network sitcom, but in Mr. Skin's book, if it ain't boobs, bush or butt, then it's not really nude.
So special commendation belongs to Leslie Bibb, currently starring on the series GCB, for surpassing all of our cynical expectations by actually showing full buttcrack in a fashion magazine. Leslie, we (one handedly) salute you!
See more semi-nude pics and video from Allure's "Look Better Naked" feature after the jump!
The New York Times advertises itself as "all the news that's fit to print," and they found NUDES fit to print last Friday as they re-printed a spoof ad featuring Linda Evangelista lathering up in the shower.
Titled Lavez les-bien (translation: "wash them well"), the fake ad (above) touts the benefits of a non-existent body wash, but we're more interested in what appears to be a a nip slip (underneath her left arm) from the skingy supermodel.
The paper included the ad in an article on the Fashion & Style section of their website, and if the NYT's eagle-eyed editorial staff noticed the nip before publication, they let it pass without comment.
What's black and white and red all over? Mr. Skin's palms when there's nudes in the newspaper, of course!
Members can access our database of nude supermodels like Rebecca Romijn and Heidi Klum right here at MrSkin.com!
How much are Holly Madison's boobs worth? According to the insurance company Lloyd's of London, those knockers are worth a cool $1 million. Holly, who had her breasts appraised by the prestigious firm last week, says she thinks tit's simply what her marvelous mammaries deserve:
“I think they’re getting the credit they deserve...They’re my primary money makers right now,” she told People magazine, adding: “I’ve heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?, because if anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars. I thought I’d cover my assets.”
We prefer when she UNcovers her assets, but hey- whatever works! Holly's got a million-dollar pair, but what other celebrities have bonds on their bods? Find out after the jump!
Deutschland boober alles!
Clothes come down just like the Berlin Wall when these hot German celebs hit the screen! Join Diane Kruger, Heidi Klum, and the rest of our Top 10 Hottest Naked German Stars, and you'll be saying, "Heil hotties!"
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