Blog Posts about Brigitte Bardot

Sure, National Cleavage Day was invented by the Wonderbra corporation to sell push-up bras. And Abraham Lincoln invented Thanksgiving, what's your point? We'd rather stare into a lovely lady's cleavage than eat turkey 'til we fall asleep any day. Actually, we'd prefer eat a turkey sandwich while staring at boobs, but if we had to pick, we'd pick cleavage. Definitely.

See Wonderbra's picks for the Cleavage Hall of Fame after the jump!

We've got a twisted list of kinky flicks just like you like 'em this week on DVD and Blu-ray, including Rooney Mara's nude debut as pierced punkette Lisbeth Salander in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011), Amanda Fuller, Jennifer Lynn Warren and Lauren Schneider doing what scream queens do breast in Creature (2011), and a trio of SKINtage shockers: the Satanic horror flick Satan's Slave (1976), the nudity-packed Italian slasher Strip Nude for Your Killer (1975), and history's greatest monsters, the Nazis, re-imagined as busty Frauleins in Uniforms (1973).

Also nude on DVD and Blu-ray, a different sort of ladykiller, famous French lothario Serge Gainsbourg (father of Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famer Charlotte Gainsbourg), has his conquests chronicled in the biopic Gainsbourg: A Heroic Life (2010).

More after the jump!

They've been very, very naughty girls.

Get into a little corporal bun-ishment with Mr. Skin's top 10 asstastic spanking scenes! For this list, we've stuck to the classic "open hand on butt" move, with torturously tasty stars like Brigitte Bardot and Jessica Alba. You'll be doing a little spanking of your own.

They're 18 and last, and they've grown up real fast! Today, we pay tribute to those happy trail-blazing starlets who were brave enough to strip down on screen at the age of 18. From Uma Thurman to Asia Argento, these babes are eighteen! Eighteen! Eighteen! Eighteen and I like it!

Neil Diamond sang about "September morn", but when Mr. Skin starts crooning, you can bet he's singing about September porn.

And it's easy to do, with the shocking amount of stunning, oft-nude stars who were born in this fair month. Angie Everhart, Salma Hayek, and Monica Bellucci are just three September babies who make Labia Day worth celebrating.

Mr. Skin's always been a firm supporter of the French, not least because of Francophone foxes' skinclination towards baring le buste, le rompe, and la chatte. This week France celebrated its skindependence with Bastille Day, known locally as la fete nationale or "the national celebration." So join us as we celebrate some of the most skinful stars ever to flaunt their French furburgers on screen!

You'll be erecting an Eiffel Tower in your trousers with Brigitte Bardot, Juliette Binoche, Roxane Mesquida and more after the jump!

1988 was a year of nude beginnings, with the film debuts of future silver screen stars Annette Bening, Uma Thurman, Juliette Lewis, Julianne Moore, and Julia Roberts. That's a lotta Julies! But these lovely ladies are far from the only actresses to light up the silver screen in 1988...and not even close to the nakedest.

See the breast of Mr. Skin's Favorite Nude Scenes of 1988 after the jump!

We continue our nude march through the skinful '70s with 1973, the year when Bruce Lee died, Neve Campbell, Rose McGowan and Shannon Elizabeth were born, and a pre-Chained Heat Linda Blair used a crucifix as a demonic dildo in The Exorcist. So without further aboob, we proudly present Mr. Skin's top picks from his Favorite Nude Scenes of 1973 playlist!

Join us after the jump for the top T&A of 1973!