Blog Posts about Maria Conchita Alonso

This week, Paul McCartney released a new album of standards called Kisses on the Bottom. It's a title that's more "Beat the Meatle" than "Meet the Beatles", and for that, Mr. Skin salutes Sir Paul with the top 10 skinematic butt-kissing scenes! Pucker up for the smoochable booties of Pamela Anderson, Maria Conchita Alonso, and more. You'll twist and shout with yourself!

Writer, director and actor Paul Mazursky, the man who has over the years, given us peeks at the peeks of iconic actresses like Margot Kidder, Maria Conchita Alonso, and Jill Clayburgh has brought up the possibility of remaking one of his most famous films—as long as there can be a 3D orgy scene!

Few movies summed up the sexual revolution like Mazursky's 1969 classic Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice, the story of a couple (Robert Culp and Natalie Wood) who decide to persuade their best friends (Elliot Gould and Dyan Cannon) to do some wife-swapping, giving us a wood-inducing look at Natalie's bare ass in the process.

Mazursky recently told The Wall Street Journal: "They want to remake 'Bob and Carol,'and I said, if you give me a lot of money upfront and you do the orgy in 3D, I’d be interested. It happened twice by the studios. Several years ago, they were talking about Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, and another couple, but they broke up, so who knows who now?"

Good question. How about Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis with Angelina Jolie and Elizabeth Mitchell?

Mr. Skin’s DVD Pick of the Week

Spread (2009)—Blu-Ray
STUDIO: Anchor Bay
NUDE: Jenae Altschwager (breasts), Rachel Blanchard (breasts, butt), Anne Heche (breasts, butt), Margarita Levieva (breasts, bush), Sonia Rockwell (breasts, bush, butt)
Ashton Kutcher is Nikki, a young gigolo who lives as a kept man with a rich lawyer (Anne Heche) in the Hollywood Hills and still finds time to sleep with sexy waitress Margarita Levieva in the skin-filled sex comedy Spread (2009). Also among Kutcher’s conquests are Rachel Blanchard, Sonia Rockwell, Maria Conchita Alonso, Sarah Buxton, and a couple of uncredited actresses. There’s nudity throughout, including a scene of Ashton using a razor to give Rachel Blanchard a bald beaver. Way to spread!

Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009

Where to see Hollywood’s blockbuster girls of summer without their swimsuits on.

As Memorial Day looms with beach openings, first-of-the-season barbecues, and long-awaited hot weather, so too do Hollywood’s biggest, loudest, most slam-bangingly awesome summer movie blockbusters.

And, just like everyone else, Mr Skin can hardly wait.

Each year, it seems as though the studios unleash their top-ticket titles earlier than ever. So far in 2009 we’ve already seen Star Trek, Angels & Demons, and X-Men Origins: Wolverine. But the best and the barest still lie ahead.

Join Mr Skin now for a unique spin on a typical summer movie guide.

Most media outlets will tell you what films are coming out, who spent how much on what, and how much stuff gets blown up in spectacular fashion.

But Mr Skin casts his expert eye on the stunning starlets of 2009’s summer movies, pointing out who gets nude in which titles and, in case they’re keeping covered or more skinvestigation is necessary, where to find each sexy celebrity nude in previous releases.

Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009 is your go-to resource not only to see what’s playing over the course of the swelter months, but where to find the really hot stuff—namely, Jessica Biel nude, Amy Adams nude, Katherine Heigl nude, Maggie Gyllenhaal nude, Evan Rachel Wood nude, Rachel McAdams nude, Milla Jovovich nude, Alison Lohman nude, Penélope Cruz nude, and all other 2009 summer movie celebs nude.

Surf’s up and bikinis are off! Now let Mr Skin be your guide!

Stogie-chomping commie Fidel Castro launched an attack on the Moncada Barrack in his native Cuba on this date in 1953.

The assault proved unsuccessful, but it nonetheless ignited the Cuban Revolution, which would ultimately put Castro in power.

More skin-portantly, the revolution put numerous Cuban refugees on sexually-free shores, resulting in an explosion of luscious Latina celebrities in the years to come.

Leading the sensually potent pack of Cubana firecrackers is the very often naked Maria Conchita Alonso, but letâ??s not forget the also nude Laura Ramos, Louisa Moritz, Marlene Forte, Marilyn Solaya, Yailene Sierra, and Thais Valdés.

The Book of 'Bert': High-Class Stars with Some High-Class 'Stache (Triad Publishing) is an indispensable guide to the glorious days when the main measure of macho was the unshaven terrain between a man's nostrils and piehole. It even features a foreword by ultimate '80s mustache hero Jon Oates.

A former Miss Teen Illinois Contestant dishes the skinny on her fellow pageant hopefuls (and even winners!) who went on to peel down on the silver screen.