Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Mr. Skin's Pick of the Week
The Alcove (1984)
STUDIO: Severin
NUDE: Annie Belle, Lilli Carati, Laura Gemser
The Alcove (1984) is another wanktastic Joe D'Amato classic, this time set in 1936 after the conquest of the Italian Empire. English soldier Al Cliver is headed home from the Zulu war with a hot Abyssinian slavestress in tow. She's Black Emanuelle herself, Laura Gemser, and her gems are as precious as ever! But while Al's been busy amassing human booty, his wife (Lilli Carati) has been bumping bathmats with the housekeeper, Annie Belle. Well, hell! Laura thinks this is just swell, because once she spots the two doing the lezzie dykstra, she figures she can use her fabbo figure to seduce the lady-licking lady of the house, using her to get out of bondage for good. All goes down as planned, and Annie is, of course, unhappy with this turn of the screw. Jealous, she sets out to ruin the relationship of the two-timing vagitarians, and soon the whole household is awash in hating and wild fornicating!
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Count Rackula's Sex and Blood DVD Roundup
Greetings from Castle Rackula, hidden deep in the mountainous peaks of Mam-sylvania. I am Count Rackula, your ghoulish guide to the bewitching world of nudity in horror movies.
For many years now, I have slept through the day, unable to bear the blinding, burning rays of the sun, and stayed up all night counting the boobs in horror movies and occasionally turning women into sex slaves with my vampire magic.
While I am unable to share with mortals the secret mind control techniques of my race, I am more than happy to share with you my vast store of knowledge about monster movies, fright flicks, and splatter cinema.
Some would call this a poor substitute, but those people probably haven’t seen Catherine Deneuve lez out with a topless Susan Sarandon in The Hunger.
So put away the holy water and get out the hand lotion, because I have many wonderful and terrible things to show you.
Read more and check out my DVD picks on the other side of the cut.
Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here’s the randy round-up for the week of July 29, 2008.
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Severin Films brings mind-and-lap-blowing skinema faves such as Gwendoline and The Sinful Dwarf to DVD. Get the skinny from one of the brains behind the awesome outfit.
Last week, Mr. Skin unveiled his picks for 2007's 26 best DVDs for sex and nudity. And now, the breast of the rest...
Years come, years go. So as 2007 fades into the new horizons of 2008, let's be freshly grateful, then, that flesh on film lasts forever. The past twelve months have provided a bumper crop of delectable actresses unveiling themselves on DVD.
"Any excuse is a good excuse to get naked."
These are words by which Mr. Skin lives and breathes, and, more skinportantly, they are the exact words that once dripped from the quivering lips of Indonesian-born eyeful Laura Gemser (Picture: 1), the undisputed goddess of '70s skinternational softcore cinema.
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