Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Blog Posts about Chasey Lain
Welcome to North Carolina, home of enticing BBQ, the Biltmore Estate, Krispy Kreme doughnuts, and more gorgeous naked stars than you can shake your stick at. Did you know that the ass-tastic Jaime Pressly, nudecomer Julianna Guill, and Marilyn Manson consort Evan Rachel Wood all hail from the Tar Heel State? Click "more" and you'll learn that NC isn't just First in Flight, it's first in celebrity nudity!
If You Can’t Masturbate, Decapitate!
Ah my friends, welcome back to Castle Rackula. I wasn’t expecting you this early!
You’ve caught me watching one of my old favorites, Dracula Exotica with Vanessa del Rio and my dear friend Randy West. But that actually brings me to the point of this week’s visit.
When I was a young boy in pre-Christian Mamsylvania, my friends and I used to steal the erotic etchings of Messalina getting gang-banged by the senate that the Roman soldiers carried and hide them under our straw mattresses to look at by candlelight when everyone else was asleep.
Incidentally, the real Messalina was never as hot as Anneka Di Lorenzo (AKA Marjorie Lee Thoreson) was in Caligula. But then, the real Messalina would never have sued Bob Guccione for sexual harassment.
Pornography has come a long way since the days of the Roman Empire. And today’s porn stars, while they may not have the political pull that Messalina did, do have more star power.
And sometimes they use that star power to make the jump from creamed teens to scream queens. Here are few of my favorites.
Read more after the bite.
By Frank GaydauGenital-men, wrap your hands around that flesh-bat and get ready to knock your balls out of the park. Sports is more than up-skirts looks at young, tight cheerleaders. Place the beer and remote on that shelf of a gut because you're going to need two hands to play all the horny games Mr. Skin has in store for you. Hollywood shoots, and viewers score in a mother load of titillating sports-related movies.
