Blog Posts about Melinda Clarke

Our friends over at Synapse Films recently released the skinfinitive Blu-ray edition of Frankenhooker (1990), starring Penthouse pet Patty Mullen as Elizabeth, the fiancee of aspiring mad scientist Jeffrey Franken. When Liz gets chopped into pieces in a freak lawnmower accident, Dr. Franken sets out to rebuild his true love using parts "collected" from New York's finest streetwalkers.

The re-animation is successful, but with one unforseen side effect: Liz's prostitute parts quickly take over her brain, and Dr. Franken finds that if he wants to make love with his beloved, he'll have to pay like any other john...with his life!

The Blu-ray of Frankenhooker comes uncut and uncensored, with significantly more nudity than the R-rated VHS version and 1998 DVD release. Highlights (sk)include Charlotte J. Helmcamp's monster mams, Patty's slip of the lower lip (nudely discovered by our Blu-ray Ninja!) , and a (literally) explosive hotel room party with nudity from Heather Hunter, Jennifer Delora, Kimberly Taylor, Susan Napoli, Vicki Darnell and Gittan Godling as topless Times Square trollops.

So to celebrate this new, nude Blu-ray monstrosity, join Skin Central after the jump for more monster babes that'll give you a jolt in your bolt!

No big nude releases on DVD this week, but horror fans will find something to scream about on Blu-ray, as Final Destination 2 (2003), Final Destination 3 (2006), and the sick, twisted flick Deadgirl (2009) get the digital treatment. It's also a good week for fans of TV cheesecake, as biker babes, deadly ass-assins, and teenage vampires hit DVD and Blu-ray courtesy of Sons of Anarchy, Season 3, Nikita, Season 1, and The Vampire Diaries, Season 2.

Also streetwalkin' onto DVD are Viva Bianca and Hanna Mangan Lawrence, playing hookers in peril in the Aussie thriller X (2011).

When it comes to sizzling sex kittens in tight, tight catsuits kicking ass on TV, Alias has historically been one of our favorite shows. But sorry, Jennifer Garner, you're about to be outdone with tonight's series premiere of Nikita on the CW.

The story of tight-bodied, ass-flashing assassin Nikita is a sexy gift that keeps on giving, with leggy Anne Parillaud busting out some killer boobage in the 1991 movie La Femme Nikita, and blonde stunner Peta Wilson skinning it up on the cult classic Canadian series, also called La Femme Nikita.

Guns and gorgeous girls go together, so it's time for a reboot. This time around, Eurasian skinsation Maggie Q steps in as the titular femme, and in the pilot alone, you can see her kill 30 dudes while wearing the world's skimpiest red bikini. Talk about killer curves.

Ms. Q has shown T&A in movies like Manhattan Midnight (2001), Naked Weapon (2002), and The Warrior and the Wolf (2009), so we have high hopes that as Nikita, she'll slip some teat-a.

And Maggie isn't the only Nikita cast member who's fired off her deadly weapons. Melinda Clarke from The O.C. costars, and she gave us some freaky sci-fi funbags in Return of the Living Dead Part III (1993) and her masturbation scene in Return to Two Moon Junction (1994) was incredibly touching.

We'll have all the hottest scenes from Nikita up at Mr. Skin when they happen. Drop us a comment and let us know: who's the hottest Nikita?

Hurts so good! It takes a very special and very sexy kind of lady to accept a sharp needle anywhere near her tenderest parts, so we salute women like Jaime King and Christina Aguilera for showing off their naughty piercings onscreen. After the cut, it's our Top 10 Piercings. Hey, gals, Mr. Skin has a little prick for you...

Richard Christy is best known as a staffer on The Howard Stern Show, specializing in prank calls and outrageous stunts with Sal the Stockbroker.

Richard is also an accomplished musician, playing drums in heavy metal bands like Death and Iced Earth, with whom he has toured extensively.

A long-time fan of horror movies, Richard recently took the time to discuss nudity in horror, haunted houses, and his favorite day of the year, Halloween, with Maximilian Mueller.

Read the complete interview after the jump.

40. Playboy After Dark (1968-1970)

Network: Syndicated

Tele-Vision: Barbi Benton, Cher

Skinopsis: Playboy publisher Hugh Hefner invites you, the viewer, to one of his famously swinging soirees to mingle with entertainers, intellectuals, musical acts and, of course, his entire hutch of Bunnies.

What’s Hot: In the ’60s, nobody was cooler than Hugh Hefner, and no bodies were hotter than Playboy’s naturally voluptuous Playmates, who came into living rooms nationwide via the daring syndicated late-night party, Playboy After Dark.

Sexy Star Pics:

Be sure to check out #40 through #31 after the jump!

The rock-n-roll madman known and feared worldwide as GG Allin was born Jesus Christ Allin -- for real -- to Vermont hillbillies on this date in 1956.

As chronicled in the documentary Hated, this one-of-a-kind talent literally tore audiences apart. While publicly performing his incendiary odes to evil, GG Allin would punch people out, empty his kidneys and bowels on stage, lacerate his skin, vomit, consume the body wastes of others, and assault all comers with any blunt object within his grasp.

Alas, the light that burns brightest also flames out fastest, and on June 29, 1993, GG Allin died of an accidental heroin overdose in New York City.

So why would Mr. Skin pay tribute to so craven a man-beast? Because to a generation of over-the-edge and out-of-their-clothes female actresses, rockers, models, performers, and artists, GG Allin serves as a Satanically powerful skinspiration.

Consider the Suicide Girls, Melinda Clarke self-mutilating in Return of the Living Dead III, daredevil scream queen Emily Haack, marble-nippled freak show Meg McCarville … and even Alanis Morissette, who happily pees into keg cups on camera!

Get a full blast of how outrageous the Daughters of GG can get after the jump.