Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
October's here, so horror movies are starting to trickle into theaters. That means blood, screams, and a likelihood of more skinematic hooterage. This weekend, we get some Halloween pumpkins courtesy of two new releases. No tricks... we've got teats!
Let Me In
Let Me In is the remake of the critically beloved Swedish vampire flick Let the Right One In. Cloverfield director Matt Reeves retells the story of a shy 12-year-old boy who befriends a young girl who's secretly a bloodsucker. Something that doesn't suck? The naked left boob of Sasha Barrese at the lucky 13 minute mark. Fangs a lot, Sasha!
Hatchet II
The original Hatchet (2007) had blood-drippingly hot flesh from scream dreams Mercedes McNab and Joleigh Fioreavanti, and the chop-tastic sequel Hatchet II takes things to another level. Charlayne DeVillier, Sarah Agor and Alexis Peters up the ante by showing off their T&A... and even some Hatchet snatchet!
Barry Munday
Despite the fact that Barry Munday is about a guy who wakes up one morning to find that his testicles are mysteriously missing, is isn't a horror flick. It's a comedy, but there's nothing funny about the lack of nudity here. On the bright side, it's chock full of super-smoking ladies who've gone Barry bare elsewhere: Chloe Sevigny's shown her stuff in 8 films, including having open-jawed, full-on oral in The Brown Bunny (2004), Missi Pyle went the extra mile and pulled out her pair in American Crude (2007), and Judy Greer's full frontal stole the show in What Planet Are You From? (2000).
David Duchovny deserves your admiration and respect. Back in the '90s, he was Jake in one of the greatest skin series of all time, Red Shoe Diaries. And now, he stars in Californication, one of the best places on the boob tube to see small screen nudes.
The Showtime series features a steady, rotating cast of unbelievably gorgeous babes, all in various stages of undress while under various stages of Duchovny's spell.
Macauley Culkin's ex, Rachel Miner, went S&M for the show, and former child star Madeline Zima proved she was all grown up with her infamous donkey punch scene. Oh, and have we mentioned Eva Amurri nude? We're pretty sure we have.
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According to Kiss, everybody's going to move their feet and leave their seat in Detroit Rock City. Mr Skin agrees, but would like to add that he prefers it when beautiful women SHOW their seats.
In our continuing Top 10 salute to the hottest babes in the American Midwest, we move from Cleveland to Detroit, the home of Motown, the auto industry, and some serious engine-revvers like Kristen Bell, supermodel Christie Brinkley, and Showgirls star Elizabeth Berkley!
So move your feet, leave your seat, and get UP! These Michigan mamas will blow you away!
As I was watching on of those Mac commercials on TV today in which a young hip guy represents a Mac and a nerdy older guy represents the PC and I immediately noticed the blonde babe playing the PC guy's therapist was none other than Corinne Bohrer, who got a three-star skin rating when she exposed mams, muff, and mudflaps in the golfing drama Dead Solid Perfect (1988) and appeared (clothed but sexy) in the classic teen sex comedies Joysticks (1983) and The Beach Girls (1982). Then in another Mac commercial I noticed that the woman playing the yoga instructor who was helping the PC guy to relax was Detroit-born rack-tress Judy Greer, who showed rack and rug in the sci-fi comedy What Planet Are You From? (2000). I'm pleased to see how Mac is using some of my favorite nude actresses in their commercials. Who's next? Laura Gemser?
moreIt's that time of year when little kids mourn the start of school, and big kids-that's us-celebrate the start of another fall television season. The cable networks have the traditional outlets trying to get sexier than ever, and the casting directors are proving up to the challenge of keeping male viewers up through prime time. This year has plenty of exciting new faces and figures that'll keep us fingering our remote.
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