Blog Posts about Kristanna Loken

Here at Mr. Skin, we love fast-forwarding to the good parts. But what happens when the good parts are front-loaded?

Give that FF button a rest with our list of the 10 greatest opening credit nude scenes of all time. Pamela Anderson, Neve Campbell and more bring the boobs straight to YOU! Talk about starting things off with a bang!

Director Uwe Boll is often accused of being a hack whose sole objective is packing his films with as much violence and nudity as possible. To which we say, so what? That's what Mr. Skin is for!

Boll recently recorded commentary for his new(ish) movie Bloodrayne: The Third Reich (2010), and according to The Onion AV Club's analysis, the track doesn't do much to dispel his breast-obsessed image. Among the choice tit-bits:

“One of the biggest sales aspects is, ‘Yes, we go for it! We do full nudity and whatever, yeah!," he brags, before slamming his competitors for their lack of commitment to nudity: “Kate Beckinsale would never be acting naked in Underworld,” and while Milla Jovovich is “not so picky” in the Resident Evil franchise, “she is not doing nudity.” [Actually, she was nude in both Resident Evil (2002) and Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004). Sorry, Uwe. -SC]

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Trick or teat! Welcome to October, where at Mr. Skin, you don't have to wear a costume to get a sticky, sweet treat. Join Kelly Preston, Rachel McAdams, and the rest of our top 10 naked stars born in October for some real apple-bobbing action.

Marital woes, infidelity, and a secret love child. We never thought anyone would be able to dethrone Charlie Sheen from the front page, but Arnold Schwarzenegger has gone and done it! And who wouldn't want to go and do the lovely ladies who have been his costars throughout the years? Check out babes like Sharon Stone and Linda Hamilton at their hottest and nakedest in our Top 10 Naked Arnold Schwarzenegger Costars List. Hasta la vista, boobies!

They're programmed for lust and they've got heavenly botties: they're hot stars who have played robots and cyborgs on screen. Mr. Skin counts down the top ten most beautiful borgs, from angelic Playmate Dorothy Stratten in Galaxina to randy replicant Sean Young in Blade Runner. They'll give you a hard drive!

No Nudes Ain't Good Nudes

The sexy Michelle Rodriguez is mysterious and maddening. She portrays lusty characters on screen but has shown no flesh other than a couple of plumber-worthy ass-crack slips. She's deliciously gender-bending and tough and rumored to have romanced women such as Kristanna Loken, but she angrily refuses to answer any questions regarding her sexuality.

Instead of taking away from Michelle's allure, we'd argue that her feistiness only makes her hotter, and now she's coming forward with the secret of her cinematic success . . . which unfortunately, involves NO nudity.

Michelle lets us in on her little secret after the cut.

“I like women like Angelina Jolie,” she hints.

As Tila Tequila makes fake wedding plans with her lesbian lover Courtenay Simmel’s former lesbian lover Casey Johnson and Hollywood keeps cranking out the sex tapes, total non-lesbian Michelle Rodriguez has something she wants to say.

"If I wanted to tell people what I do with my vagina, I'd have made a sex video a long time ago,” screeched the Lost beauty.

Sexual experts, or “sexperts,” agree that a Michelle Rodriguez sex tape would almost certainly tell people what she did with other women’s vaginas (possibly Kristanna Loken’s), but that’s not the point.

“Largely, people don't know the whole story about anything,” Michelle lectures the world at large, “but still they need to put a name on it so they can label it and put it on the side and not dedicate any time to figuring it out. It's laziness."

Is it lazy to demand that actresses distribute explicit videos of themselves engaged in sex acts on the Internet?

Or is it lazy not to?

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Forget "not a girl, not yet a woman". Our top ten for today are full-on, grown-up WOMEN.

30 is a magical age in which a lady retains an innocent flush of youth, but is wiser, more confident in her skin, and a lot more experienced.

2009 was a banner year for sexy stars who hit the big 3-0, with Lost lust-bomb Evangeline Lilly, former teen queen Claire Danes, and bisexual mega-hottie Kristanna Loken all ringing in that special year.

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