Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Blog Posts about Vanessa Paradis
This week on DVD and Blu-ray, check out the best nude scene of 2010 in high definition as porn star Riley Steele and busty Brit babe Kelly Brook go lesbo underwater in Piranha 3D. We've also got naked French knockouts and Jennifer Connelly's ass. What more do you need?
Very nude on Blu-ray, Kelly Brooke and Riley Steele gave us the best nude scene of 2010 in the fishy fright flick Piranha 3D. So fast forward to the 25-minute mark and feast your eyes on their underwater naked lesbian ballet. With those flotation devices on their chests, it's a wonder they can even stay underwater.
Also nude on Blu-ray, Jennifer Connelly and Elizabeth McGovern head up a cast of HD T&A in Once Upon a Time in America, directed by Sergio Leone. You should know that Jennifer's bare butt at the 39 minute mark belongs to a body double but Elizabeth's T&A when she's attacked by Robert de Niro two hours and 35 minutes in are all hers. Even if it's not one of his spaghetti westerns, Sergio can't resist those meatballs.
Nude on DVD, tasty French dish Vanessa Paradis stars in the romantic comedy Heartbreaker. Vanessa's a real hard-breaker here, keeping her clothes on for the whole damn movie. Luckily, Vanessa's costar Héléna Noguerra makes up for it by popping out her knockers at the 56-minute mark. It's almost Paradis(e)!
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Skin goddess extraordinaire Angelina Jolie makes a much-skinticipated return to the big screen the week, but it's another starlet who broke out big in the '90s that really steps up to the nudity plate this week in new theater releases
The Tourist
The world's top female star, Angelina Jolie, teams up with the world's top male star, Johnny Depp, for The Tourist. Reportedly, the two shared a steamy, seamy sex scene in a shower, but the offending romp was chopped from the film at the behest of Johnny's gal pal, Vanessa Paradis. We find this hard to believe, since Vanessa herself is no stranger to baring her French bits on screen, but after a screening of The Tourist, we can conclude that there is no tour of Angie's nude bod. Instead, pack your bags and take a trip to Jolie's backlog of super-sexy, super-naked work here. You'll never want to come home.
The Garden of Eden
The Ernest Hemingway biopic The Garden of Eden is out in arthouse cinemas, and Mr. Skin welcomes the return of Mena Suvari in the buff! The breathtaking American Beauty beauty stars as Papa Hemingway's wife, and you'll Papa boner when you see Mena strip down for a lustful lesbian romp with Euro-starlet Caterino Murino. The Sun Also Rises, and so will your lap!
By Tivoli Foxx
PART ONE: MY LIFE IN SEARCH OF RACK-LACKING ROLE MODELS
Throughout my 'tween years in the '70s, I was force-fed the song stylings of Mr. Joe Walsh in the backseat of my big brother's Camaro. Actually, it was one song in particular: "I Like Big Tits," which was cleverly labeled on the album You Bought It: You Name It as "I.L.B.T.S" to stump censors. "I.L.B.T.S", in fact, became the mantra of my bro's maligned gang of burly burnouts and randy rockers. Barely budding of boobage myself, I longed for the day when groovy, smoke-soaked studs would make cracks about my own stupendous love-stacks.
My immensely endowed older sister, alas, provided no help. As a matter of fact, she rendered me the braless butt of jokes by giving me a t-shirt saying "Proud Member of the I.B.T.C." -- the Itty Bitty Titty Committee! I wore that garment like a scarlet letter well into adolescence, remaining completely casaba-barren and cat-call-free.
