Blog Posts about Kristin Scott Thomas

Whether or not you agree with these Gentlemen's assessment of Valentines' Day, the fact remains that that annual cavalcade of culturally-mandated romance is almost upon us.

And while a fancy French dinner by candlelight sounds pretty romantic, don't forget that by the time she finishes that third glass of wine and you make it back home, it'll be sleepy time, not sexy time.

So we suggest that this year, you stay home and make a nice dinner for the two of you (be sure to remind her it's the thought that counts if you're clueless in the kitchen) before settling in for one of those "chick flicks" you usually hate. That way you'll be close to the bedroom when those amorous urges strike, and look like a thoughtful dude to boot.

What she doesn't need to know is that these "chick flicks" are all Mr. Skin-approved for maximum ogling potential...just don't get caught with your jaw on the floor, ok?

See Skin Central's V-Day recommendations after the jump!

We've got a slew of A-list nudity this week as Miramax wallows in its awards-show glory by releasing its greatest Oscar tits- er, hits- on Blu-ray. Among he skintastic titles are Frida (2002), featuring Salma Hayek nude and lesbian, The Piano (1993), starring Holly Hunter's brown eye, The English Patient (1996) with nude stars Juliette Binoche and Kristin Scott-Thomas, Cold Mountain (2003), starring Nicole Kidman's milky-white mountains, and Shakespeare in Love (1998), with Gwyneth Paltrow naked. Phew!

Plus, they're not Oscar winners, but you'll still be rubbing your little bald man as Mischa Barton goes lesbo in You and I (2011) and Naoko Watanabe bares her rising suns in the bloody Japanese flick Outrage: Way of the Yakuza (2011), nude on DVD and Blu-ray.

More after the jump!

Although classy Brit babe Kristin Scott Thomas may look like she's actually getting royally rogered by her costar in the French drama Partir, the actress claims that no actual penetration occurred.

Kristin, who recently won the 'Best British Actress' award at the Evening Standard British Film Awards for her role in the movie responded to suggestions that she looks like she's getting a real hot beef injection or two in the scene, saying: "I can assure you straight away they were not real. At the time, I was interested in making a film about a mature woman, her emotions and her sexuality."

Kristin has been exploring these roles for quite some time, lezzing out with French beauty Emmanuelle Seigner in Roman Polanski's Bitter Moon back in 1994.

Describing what it's like to get naked in front of a camera and pretend to bang some actor (or actress), Kristin says you need "courage" and "choreography" and that "you feel like you're brave enough to do it and everyone else around you isn't. It's like jumping off a cliff." Or onto a small tree.

Maybe the sex in Partir isn't real, but Kristin's UK T&A are as real as they come!

Balcony scenes have long held a special place in plays, books, TV, and movies. But there's one thing Romeo and Juliet doesn't have: awesome nudity. That's where celebs like Naomi Watts, Teri Hatcher, and even Bethenny Frankel come in. Have a look at our top 10 scenes from movies featuring nude celebs and you'll be wanting to get some fresh hair!

Lucky Vampire to Bed Three of Mr. Skin Favorites

If you've spent any time around women between the ages of twelve and, oh, forty over the past two years, you should know one thing: They are ALL in love with Twilight vampire Robert Pattinson. And his desirability among the world's females is beginning to put him in close proximity to some of Mr. Skin's favorite actresses.

Pattinson stars opposite Rachel Weisz (who we just can't stop talking about these days) in Unbound Captives, out later this year. But there's little chance of Rachel-on-vampire action, as RPattz plays her son. He will, however, get to sex up some extremely sultry leading ladies in his next project.

Get the full scoop after the cut.

Mr. Skin’s DVD Pick of the Week

Deadgirl (2009)
STUDIO: Dark Sky
NUDE: Jenny Spain (breasts, butt) (Picture)
Horny high schoolers J.T. (Noah Segan) and Rickie (Shiloh Fernandez) discover a chained, naked, and evidently undead woman (Jenny Spain) in an abandoned mental asylum and decide to take advantage of the situation in the unique horror flick Deadgirl (2008). After J.T. bangs her, to Rickie’s horror, he starts inviting his friends over for gang bangs. The dead girl’s naked boobs, butt, and bush are featured prominently, so don’t be surprised if you get rigor mortis in your pants.

Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of May 26, 2009.