Shannon Elizabeth

By Maximilian Mueller

Jason Mewes is best known for his character Jay, the charismatic drug dealer who hangs in front of convenience stores with his sidekick Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) in the cult comedies Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and Clerks II.

Recently he appeared as tattooed horndog Lester in Zack and Miri Make a Porno, where he nails real porn star Katie Morgan in a coffee shop. Recently, Jason postponed a trip to sample some beaver tails to speak on the phone with MrSkin.com’s own Maximilian Mueller.

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Tricks and Teats

Greetings and salutations from the darkest recesses of Castle Rackula, high in the hills of Mamsylvania.

Halloween night is very special around here. All my monster friends and a handful of Hollywood phonies come by and we engage in all the standard festivities: boobing for chest-apples, carving up rump-kins, playing pin-the-tail-on-the-prostitute-from-Craigslist, and having a séance to commune with the spirits of dead prostitutes.

I was also happy this year to get my good friend Mark Johnston from Shocking Videos' Halloween newsletter. All that nostalgia made me feel like I was 412 again.

In honor of the Great Pumpkin, I put on my copy of Night on Disco Mountain and compiled this list, a veritable Bocaccio’s Decameron of ten of my favorite naked horror movies that take place on Halloween night.

To be fair, only eight of them have nudity, but I included two additional movies for my own reasons.

So pull up coffin, sit down, and skin-joy!

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Spectral Sacks, Ghostly Glutes, and Phantom Furburger

Hello my friends, and welcome back to Castle Rackula. That clinking of chains you hear upstairs is just something I have going with a couple of girls off of Craigslist, but the sound does put me in mind of those least substantial of supernatural species: ghosts.

Ghosts have a reputation for being depressive, gloomy, self-pitying, and no fun to be around. Having suffered through several extremely long dinner parties down in Knoxville with the Bell Witch and the pre-deceased Jim Varney (who was a delight, unlike his translucent ancestor), I can attest that that reputation is well earned.

But who can blame them? Unlike us vampires, who get to keep their bodies in perfect shape for all of eternity, the physical presence of ghosts is generally reduced to an unappealing and intangible blur.

But sometimes, the movies give us an improved version of reality. These ten movies contain naked specters who would turn Bill Murray and Harold Ramis from Ghostbusters into ghost-lusters!

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American Pie Brought the Teen Sex Comedy Back. Mr. Skin Brings the Thanks and Praise.

A decade-and-a-half after John "The Breakfast Club Dance Sequence" Hughes castrated the once-mighty Teen Sex Comedy, American Pie heralded the end of the 20th century by making us all party once more like it was raunchy, R-rated 1982.

From beer sperm and band camp and naked foreign babe Shannon Elizabeth and the meaning of the term MILF, American Pie spewed new life into the most fun-tastically female-flesh-friendly of genres.

Press play now and let us salute a true American skin classic -- one piece of Pie at a time. more…

20. Wonder Woman (1976-1979)

Network: ABC

Tele-Vision: Lynda Carter

Skinopsis: Lynda Carter brings the classic comic-book character to voluptuous life while America marvels at her superpowers and watches intensely to see her flap those eagle wings.

What’s Hot: Lynda Carter, Lynda Carter, Lynda Carter. Bullets and bracelets. Those satin tights. Truth, justice, and the T&American way! And Lynda Carter!

Sexy Star Pics:

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Paz Vega is bikinically thongtastic in a thong bikini. (Egotastic)

Love-set-match! Serena Williams in see-through photo shoot. (Drunken Stepfather)

Eva Longoria busts it out in ads for BEBE. (F Listed)

Tila Tequila shakes bombastic bisexual butt in a rockin' red dress. (Hollywood Tuna)

It's not jailbait, it's the Teen Choice Awards fashion parade. (Celebrity Photographs)

Is this a Jennifer Aniston topless beach video? Probably not. Still .... (Humping Frog)

Shannon Elizabeth says "fuck no" to marriage proposal, but maybe not to you, pal! (Not Obsessed)

Twincest! Twincest! See the Olsen Twins kiss each other! (Humping Frog)

Cindy Crawford stuffs a bikini like a supermodel MILF should. (Hollywood Tuna)

Are Avril Lavigne, Gwen Stefani, and Bif Naked celebrity Emo Sluts? (Emo Sluts)

Deadly Seven: Punk stripper girl band who could -- and should -- devour Diablo Cody. (APC)

The naked lesbian twin from The Veronicas is mad about pics, almost out of the closet. (Perez Hilton)

Guess the celebrity breasts. (On 205th)

See Paz Vega without her thong, along with lots of Deadly Seven after the cut. more…

Puerto Rican/Italian porno siren Gina Lynn (Picture: 1 - 2) has it all-huge enhanced boobs that make the world a better place to walk around in, her superfly signature website, her new 2008 calendar, a big monster truck she likes to drive, a porn-star husband who adores her, and most recently, she has the third edition of her Double D's and Derrieres series to be proud of. She has even got her own line of vibrators-and you know that spells success! more…

Indie Sex reveals all, from scandalous silent films and censor-shocking breakthroughs of the 1960s and '70s to '80s teen romps and erotic outrages of today. more…

American Pie Presents: Beta House (Picture: 1) is the sixth skin-stallment in the world's reigning teen-sex-comedy juggernaut. Be sure to pick it up on DVD when it debuts the day after Christmas. There is no finer use for all those gift cards you got. MrSkin.com sat down with Beta House screenwriter Erik Lindsay to talk about his new movie, the previous Pies, and raunchy puberty farces of yesterday, today, and tomorrow. more…

The teen sex comedy, that bulwark of shower-room peeping, back-seat groping, pledge hazing, and general underage debauchery, had all but disappeared from mainstream American cinema before it was revived by 1999's skinstant classic American Pie, in which Shannon Elizabeth's (Picture: 1) not-to-be-believed topless masturbation scene gave fans of on-screen nudity a reason to test out the pause and zoom buttons on their new DVD players. more…

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