Blog Posts about Shannon Elizabeth

We here at Skin Central have a confession to make. We have failed you. It turns out that May is National Masturbation Month, a faptastic celebration of acts of self-love that we only found out about yesterday. True, every month is Masturbation Month here at Mr. Skin, but Dr. Joycelyn Elders was fired as Attorney General in May 1995 for saying masturbation is fun and something something.

Anyway, we really ought to have been at the vanguard of this masturbation celebration- the comics uber-nerds camped out for days to be the first ones to see The Avengers, and thus should we have been the first to tell you you are encouraged, nay, obligated, to jerk off more than usual in May.

But it's not too late! In penance, we humbly offer up Mr. Skin's Masturbation Scenes playlist, featuring starlets like Natalie Portman and Shannon Elizabeth flicking the bean as well as edgy Euro babes like Lou Charmelle (above) and Elena Anaya giving themselves real lube jobs with vibrators and dildos.

So grab your lucky sock and some lube, fire up the monitor, turn off your phone, and celebrate. Happy masturbating!

Doesn’t anybody knock anymore? Just kidding. We love catching babes in the act of self-pleasure, especially sexy spelunkers like Natalie Portman and Elena Anaya. So share the thrills of the self-jacking Jills on our Top 10 Female Masturbation Scenes.

"Mommy porn" SKINsation Fifty Shades of Grey is currently hotter than a pat of butter melting onto Shannon Elizabeth's ass, and now cable network FX is looking to tie up the BDSM trend with its own spank-worthy series, Whipped.

Whipped will be based on the memoir I Was a Teenage Dominatrix by Shawna Kenney, who slapped, spanked, and fogged her way through college doling out punishment to some of the most powerful men in Washington (including members of Congress) after answering an ad in a local alt-weekly that promised: "Get Paid for Being a Bitch!"

No word yet on who will star in the series, though Californication co-executive producer Gina Fattore has been brought on to run the show. And while you're not going to get anything even close to the Sapphic sadism of Aria (2001, left) on basic cable, there ain't nothing against FCC regulations about leather corsets and latex bodysuits, which should be more than enough to give the fetish-minded gentleman a Fattore.

See sexy stars bound to please with our selection of BDSM-themed movies right here at MrSkin.com!

Highbrow meets lowbrow this week on DVD and Blu-ray: First we stop by the art house, where Michelle Williams shines (and her buxom body double strips) in My Week with Marilyn (2011) and a full-frontal Kirsten Dunst mopes in Melancholia (2011). Then it's off to the frat house, where you can feast your eyes on Shannon Elizabeth, Lisa Arturo, Denise Faye, and more as the first three American Pie movies hit Blu-ray.

Plus, British beauties go bare in Killer's Moon (1978) and Virgin Witch (1971), part of Redemption's Euro-sleaze series on DVD and Blu-ray.

More after the jump!

The international [uncensored] trailer for American Reunion has hit the web with the promise of new footage [boobage]. With all that subtext going on, we were expecting something skincredible, and although we'd rather see Mena Suvari or Shannon Elizabeth's seat meat than Jason Biggs', that side boob at 01:17 ain't half bad:



See more from American Reunion stars Tara Reid, Mena Suvari, Shannon Elizabeth, Natasha Lyonne, and nudecomer Ali Cobrin right here at MrSkin.com!

Neil Diamond sang about "September morn", but when Mr. Skin starts crooning, you can bet he's singing about September porn.

And it's easy to do, with the shocking amount of stunning, oft-nude stars who were born in this fair month. Angie Everhart, Salma Hayek, and Monica Bellucci are just three September babies who make Labia Day worth celebrating.

We continue our nude march through the skinful '70s with 1973, the year when Bruce Lee died, Neve Campbell, Rose McGowan and Shannon Elizabeth were born, and a pre-Chained Heat Linda Blair used a crucifix as a demonic dildo in The Exorcist. So without further aboob, we proudly present Mr. Skin's top picks from his Favorite Nude Scenes of 1973 playlist!

Join us after the jump for the top T&A of 1973!

Details of American Reunion,the fourth film in the American Pie series, are slowly dribbling out like filling from a warm apple pie. First a widely-circulated open casting call revealed a new character named "Kara," "the sweet girl next door you used to babysit… now she’s a senior in high school and a full blown hottie", followed by the most magical words in the English language: "Please note upper frontal nudity is required."

Smell that? That's the sweet, sweet scent of an R rating.

UPDATE: deadline.com is now reporting that nudecomer Ali Cobrin has been cast as " the cutest senior in high school looking for the perfect guy to give her virginity to." Could this be our "Kara"? Remember this face, gentlemen, because it looks like you'll get a peek under that bustier soon enough:

Now star Alyson Hannigan, who married Jason Biggs' character in the third film, American Wedding, has a new interview with Entertainment Weekly where she reveals more details about the movie, skincluding the re-surfacing of a sex tape starring Shannon Elizabeth and the revisiting of her immortal line "This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute up my pussy":

EW: Does your character’s flute-playing prowess come into the plot this time around?

Alyson: There will be some… Uh… Yes, you know, it’s a reunion...You will see the old band room at least.

That's music to Skin Central's ears! American Reunion hits theaters next year, but until then you can finger your flesh flute with the nude comedy classics American Pie, American Pie 2, and American Wedding, or just get handy with our handy-dandy AMERICAN PIE Films: Every Nude Scene playlist right here at MrSkin.com!