Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
We continue our nude march through the 70's with a look a the boobs, bush and butt of 1976! Everything was coming up red, white and blue as America celebrated its bicentennial, and what better than the red, white and boobs of future Wonder Woman Lynda Carter to kick off this spectacular nude year?
You'll be flying your flag at full mast when you see some of Mr. Skin's Favorite Nude scenes of 1976 after the jump!
Want to meet some Madges who wear their bare vadges like badges of honor? Let Mr. Skin introduce you to Maggie Gyllenhaal, Madonna, Margo Stilley, and all the hottest babes named "Madge" who have bushed out on video. Check out those furry "Mag"pies!
Believe it or not, in the 5 days since our last update, the number of Mr. Skin’s playlists has sexploded to 604! Our head writer Mcbeardo has stopped eating, drinking, bathing, and sleeping and has spent the entire week hunched down over his computer, creating more and more playlists for you to get your jackoff jollies. Won’t you oblige him by watching one? Or two? Or 604?
We’ve got brand spanking new actress playlists for every taste- been holding 16 candles for Molly Ringwald since the ‘80s? Or Weird Science uberhottie Kelly LeBrock? Everhard for Angie Everhart? We’ve got a playlist for that.
Breast man? How do the massive melons of Doira Baird or Dolly’s pneumatic cousin Julia Parton suit your fapping fancy? Oh, so the willowy supermodel is more your type. Presenting tall drinks of water Margaux Hemingway, Elle Macpherson and Paulina Porizkova for your pulling pleasure.
We’ve got Marion Cotillard and Audrey Tatou to teach you about l’affairs d’amour, and Top Chef hottie Padma Lakshmi to spice up your life. We’ve got Bond babes from Ursula Andress to Olga Kurylenko, and brawlin’ broads in our Linda Hamilton, Lucy Lawless and Barbarian Babes in the Buff playlists. And this is but a mere sampling of our very newest playlists- there is so, so much more to see! So come on down to Mr. Skin's playlists page- it'll lift more than your spirits!
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This weekend in theaters, the massive snow storm that struck the country has apparently resulted in a severe shortness of cinematic skin, because the new 3-D epic adventure Sanctum, the teeny-bopper thriller The Roommate, and the new Natalie Portman flick The Other Woman all yield a grand total of bupkis when it comes to T&A.
The Sanctum
A team of cave divers are trapped in a giant underwater cave in the new 3-D adventure flick The Sanctum. There's nothing worth mentioning here, so your best bet is to go pick up the 1991 softcore flick Inner Sanctum with naked Tanya Roberts and Margaux Hemingway's body double. Or better yet, wait for Drive Angry and check out Charlote Ross's eye-popping full-frontal in 3D. Sanctum? No, but we spanked 'em!
The Other Woman
After making out with Mila Kunis in Black Swan and baring her butt in No Strings Attached, Natalie Portman is back in theaters for the third time in three months in The Other Woman. Unfortunately there's no lesbianism or nudity here, so go pick up pick up 2007’s Hotel Chevalier. Eight minutes in, Natalie makes her nude debut and gives us a great view of her sweet seat meat. You've done The Other Woman, Natalie. Now give us another nude scene!
The Roommate
New in theaters, Leighton Meester and Minka Kelly star in the creepy lesbian-tinged stalker flick The Roommate. But what's really scary is that neither of them has EVER been nude on screen. These roomates are young and hot, but when it comes to skin, they can't pay the rent. So why not check out The Roommate's skin-spiration, the 1992 flick Single White Female? Stars Bridget Fonda and Jennifer Jason Leigh both get naked throughout the movie, baring boobs, butt, and bush repeatedly. I wonder if they need a womb-mate.
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One of the last true giants of classic exploitation filmmaking, superhumanly prolific Fred Olen Ray was born on this date in 1954.
Fred is credited with directing well over 100 films. Among his breast efforts are some genuine skin classics, such as Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers and Evil Toons, which feature T&A-list B-movie bombshells on the order of Michelle Bauer, Linnea Quigley, Monique Gabrielle, Katie Jordan, Allanah Rhodes, and Tricia Burns.
Ray’s Inner Sanctum even features career-hottest performance by Hollywood babes Tanya Roberts and Margaux Hemingway.
Still pumping out affably off-the-wall cheapies that include Bikini Airways, Bikini Chain Gang, Bikini Drive-In, Bikini Hoe-Down, Bikini Pirates and Bikini Girls from the Lost Planet, Fred Olen Ray keeps low-budget skinema alive and kicking.
And, for that, Mr. Skin one-handedly salutes him!
It was a case of like mother, like daughter in London on Sunday when, like her mother, hot TV presenter Paula Yates, before her, pretty Peaches Geldof accidentally overdosed on drugs at her home.
Peaches, along with her similarly named sisters Fifi and Pixie, is the daughter of do-gooder/Boomtown Rat Sir Bob Geldof. But it was Boomtown Brat Peaches who was receiving "Live Aid" last weekend! The Sun quotes a source as saying:
“Peaches could not breathe for several minutes after suffering a respiratory arrest. Her friend had to give chest pumps and mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. If she had not received this she could have died or she could have suffered brain damage.
"Peaches had gone into respiratory arrest, in which a patient's breathing stops but the heart doesn't. Peaches refused to go to the hospital with the emergency crew, because she was afraid her father would find out about the drug overdose.
"When she came to she started mouthing off and told the ambulance crew, ‘You have to respect my privacy'. She then told them to get out. And she refused to go hospital to have further treatment because she was worried about it getting out.”
We wish Peaches a speedy recovery and hope that she "gets out" on screen very soon. And for a few other beauteous blondes who dabbled with drugs and didn't end up as lucky as Peaches Geldof, have a click and peek at the next page.
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