Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10

Many people watch the Oscars for the glitz and glamour and care more about who's wearing who than the movies themselves. Not Mr. Skin. We don't care what the stars are wearing. In fact, we prefer them wearing nothing at all!
So if your mind wanders during tonight's telecast and you start wondering what those gorgeous nominees would look like nominude, there's only one place to turn...and it's right here at the Mr. Skin blog.
Get the rubdown on this year's nominees for Best Actress and Best Supporting Actress after the jump!
The good people over at Entertainment Weekly have undertaken a scientific survey (as scientific as a movie blog can be, anyway) to find out, and for the raw data they have wisely turned to the expert...Mr. Skin!
Using frequently nude Oscar darling Kate Winslet as the quin-tit-ssential example, EW cross-checked all the Best Actress Oscar winners from 1987 to 2011 with their records on MrSkin.com. So is going nude the key to gripping a little bald man in your sweaty palms (an Oscar, you pervs)?
Yes and no. Only 9 out of the 25 winners went nude in the role they won for (like Halle Berry in Monster's Ball (2001) and Holly Hunter in The Piano (1993)), but 21 out of the 22 actresses in the survey (some won multiple times- we're looking at you, Meryl Streep) had gone nude at some point in their career.
Numbers don't lie, ladies- if you want to win, you've got to show skin!
Check out our Top 10 Nude Oscar Nominees for 2012 right here at MrSkin.com
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The Oscars are Sunday, and while we hope and pray for an on-air nip slip, we are secure in the knowledge that several of the babes who will be taking the stage have a history of nudity. Michelle Williams, Glenn Close, and Rooney Mara are battling it out for Best Actress, while skinstresses like Jessica Chastain and Janet McTeer aim to take home Best Supporting actress Oscar gold.
So dig into our Top 10 2012 Oscar Babes Who've Been Naked... where everyone's a winner! Especially your wiener.
The Best Actress category is better stacked this year for peter pullers, with Michelle Williams getting raw in Blue Valentine, Natalie Portman drinking from the fur chalice with Mila Kunis in Black Swan, and illustrious nude thespians Nicole Kidman and Annette Bening serving MILF pie in Rabbit Hole and The Kids are All Right. The lone birthday suit bummer in the race for the world’s most coveted hard bald man is Jennifer Lawrence, nominated for Winter’s Bone.
Mr. Skin's pulling hard for Michelle Williams, the one actress who showed some skin in the role she is nominated for. She soaps up in the shower before getting down with Ryan Gosling in Blue Valentine.
Natalie Portman's sinfully skinny frame and smoldering intensity were a perfect combination for her role as a demented ballerina in Black Swan. She loses the tutu in Hotel Chavalier (2007). It'll tickle more than your ribcage.
Nicole Kidman has taken the world down her rabbit hole many times, but Mr. Skin is particularly fond of her creamy can in Eyes Wide Shut (1999), where she pulls off the naked ninja move of flashing boobs and butt at the same time.
Annette Bening rides the carpet-muncher express to ladylove town with Julianne Moore in The Kids are All Right. Annette's twins are more than all right when she does the b&b (boobs and bush) mambo in The Grifters (1990).
Jennifer Lawrence has yet to shed her clothes with cameras around, but she offered up a tempting tease when she wore a bikini on The Bill Engvall Show. For now, it's still winter for Mr. Skin's bone as far as Jennifer's concerned.
Mr. Skin congratulates all the beautiful and talented nominees, and extends with his one free hand this gentle reminder: Just because you show skin, doesn't mean you can't win! Just ask Meryl Streep.
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Flash n' the cans!
A beautiful woman is in your path. Silently, she reaches forward, grabs the hem of her shirt, and jerks it upwards, wordlessly revealing a flawless pair of fun-sacks. Everybody loves the surprise boob attack that a flashing scene begets, so enjoy Melanie Griffith, Keira Knightley, and the rest of our Top 10 Celebrity Funbag Flashes!
You work hard. You need a day off once in a while, but in the word of skin, nudity never rests! So for your enjoyment on Labor Day, Mr. Skin has whipped up a Top 10 list in honor of everyone whose job involves breaking their back... And showing their rack! Our Top 10 Naked Laborers is the best and breast movie scenes of naked babes doing work in the buff. Join Meryl Streep, Melanie Griffith and more, and work up a real sweat. Happy Labia Day!
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It's time to announce the nude celeb winners of Mr. Skin's 11th Annual Anatomy Awards, a celebration of Hollywood at its breast. Along with nude celeb categories like Best Boobs, Best Butt, and Breast Picture, this year we added a special nude celeb Viewer's Choice Award to give you a chance to cast your vote for your favorite nude celebs. We'll also announce the lucky winner of this year's Skin-Prentice contest and present a very special Lifetime Skinchievement Award to one lucky nude celeb.
The skinvelope, please!
The nominees for the 82nd annual Academy Awards were announced this morning, and we must admit, we're a bit disappointed. With the field for best picture expanded to ten films this year, we thought the race was destined to be packed with movie nudity. But to our surprise, only two of the ten movies nominated for best picture (A Serious Man and Up in the Air) contain female nudity. And one of them used a body double!
Last year, only five films were nominated, and still two featured bare actresses, with one (The Reader) containing some of the best nudity of Kate Winslet's very very nude career. (The other was Cate Blanchett's butt in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.) So what went wrong in 2009? Did high cinema not contain enough cinemams? Or did the Academy overlook nudeworthy performances? Let us know what you think in the comments.
And after the cut, find out where to see current Oscar nominees nude in past appearances.
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