Novel Romance (2006)

Traci Lords is a hotshot editor looking for a hot shot of baby juice in Novel Romance (2006), a screwball sex comedy written and directed by first-timer Emily Skopov. Traci helms the literary magazine Urbanity, but her sex life is nothing to write home about—and what she wants to write home about more than anything is a bun in the oven. When she meets struggling scribbler Paul Johansson, who has more talent than he does luck or discipline, she sees a solution to her seminal conundrum: in exchange for publication, he'll give her 10ccs of sweet nut nectar. It's too good a deal for Paul to resist, but Traci finds herself unprepared for single parenthood. Will she be able to snag the donor and get him to do her for free? Keep an eye out for the fine Sherilyn Fenn of Twin Peaks fame.