Nothing Personal (2009)

Paz de la Huerta, one of the most porn-lific actresses working today, gets up close and personal with a video camera in Nothing Personal (2009). This short film was directed by fashion consultant/commercial director Matt Black, and has the slick look and hip music we’d expect from such a pedigree. But more importantly, it has the plentiful T&A we’ve come to expect from nudity all-star Paz.

The beginning of the film shows her fully nude, riding a tattooed dude reverse cowgirl style while she stares into a video camera. For the next two minutes they gloriously grind in a hotel room bed, her boobs and occasionally butt clearly visible in the bright LA afternoon. Paz gets a little creepy, telling her boning buddy “Shut up! I’m talking to the camera” when she asks “Do I have a cute ass?,” but we can’t hold a grudge against Paz (though we can certainly hold our wood for her). All is forgiven when she dismounts and shimmys onto the balcony, bare butt like a ripe peach begging to be squeezed.

We’re not going to pretend that we understood the second half of the film, as Paz, looking pouty, dodges the paparazzi and rides in a car through the Hollywood hills. In voiceover she talks about the camera, and how she “needs it to live.” Well, Mr. Skin needs nudity to live, and it’s softcore saints like you that keep us going, Paz. Keep it up- we sure are!