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If You Can’t Masturbate, Decapitate!

Ah my friends, welcome back to Castle Rackula. I wasn’t expecting you this early!

You’ve caught me watching one of my old favorites, Dracula Exotica with Vanessa del Rio and my dear friend Randy West. But that actually brings me to the point of this week’s visit.

When I was a young boy in pre-Christian Mamsylvania, my friends and I used to steal the erotic etchings of Messalina getting gang-banged by the senate that the Roman soldiers carried and hide them under our straw mattresses to look at by candlelight when everyone else was asleep.

Incidentally, the real Messalina was never as hot as Anneka Di Lorenzo (AKA Marjorie Lee Thoreson) was in Caligula. But then, the real Messalina would never have sued Bob Guccione for sexual harassment.

Pornography has come a long way since the days of the Roman Empire. And today’s porn stars, while they may not have the political pull that Messalina did, do have more star power.

And sometimes they use that star power to make the jump from creamed teens to scream queens. Here are few of my favorites.

Read more after the bite.

Nora Louise Kuzma a.k.a. Traci Lords was the biggest, hottest, sexiest porn star and and most singularly searing X-rated carnal fixation of Youngman McBeardo’s put-upon puberty years.

It was unbelievably cool, then, when both The Object of Affection and The Objectional Erection turned out to have been born right about the exact same time.

Of course, the scandal of Traci Lords performing in hardcore porn films when she should have been in high-school nearly capsized the entire adult-entertainment industry, but it created a Legend of Lust to endure eternally for the (under)ages.

X-Rated Ambition: The Traci Lords Story, a new UK documentary available from Shocking Videos exposes the dirty truth about Traci (McBeardo’s is self-explanatory). Click for the box cover for the E-cup-normous, up-turned scoops.

NYC Glossy Claims Tera Patrick Said She Was the Only Porn Star to Ever Cross Over Into the Mainstream

Adult-video fans are pumped for a clash of the Ultimate XXX Brunette versus the Ultimate XXX Blonde after Tera Patrick reportedly dished out unkind words toward Jenna Jameson in Black Book magazine.

According to the article, Tera said: “There’s really no other porn star that’s crossed into mainstream that I can think of. I’m pretty much the girl that makes porn okay.”

Frankly, that does not sound like the gracious, thoughtful Tera Patrick that Mr. Skin has known and Skinterviewed.

Today, LukeIsBack.com reports that Tera was indeed misquoted, and that they expect the writer to make a correction.

Mr. Skin loves Tera Patrick and Jenna Jameson both, but it’s time to step in an toot the horns of crossover porn queens Traci Lords, Ginger Lynn Allen, and Kristine DeBell after the jump.