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Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009

Where to see Hollywood’s blockbuster girls of summer without their swimsuits on.

As Memorial Day looms with beach openings, first-of-the-season barbecues, and long-awaited hot weather, so too do Hollywood’s biggest, loudest, most slam-bangingly awesome summer movie blockbusters.

And, just like everyone else, Mr Skin can hardly wait.

Each year, it seems as though the studios unleash their top-ticket titles earlier than ever. So far in 2009 we’ve already seen Star Trek, Angels & Demons, and X-Men Origins: Wolverine. But the best and the barest still lie ahead.

Join Mr Skin now for a unique spin on a typical summer movie guide.

Most media outlets will tell you what films are coming out, who spent how much on what, and how much stuff gets blown up in spectacular fashion.

But Mr Skin casts his expert eye on the stunning starlets of 2009’s summer movies, pointing out who gets nude in which titles and, in case they’re keeping covered or more skinvestigation is necessary, where to find each sexy celebrity nude in previous releases.

Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009 is your go-to resource not only to see what’s playing over the course of the swelter months, but where to find the really hot stuff—namely, Jessica Biel nude, Amy Adams nude, Katherine Heigl nude, Maggie Gyllenhaal nude, Evan Rachel Wood nude, Rachel McAdams nude, Milla Jovovich nude, Alison Lohman nude, Penélope Cruz nude, and all other 2009 summer movie celebs nude.

Surf’s up and bikinis are off! Now let Mr Skin be your guide!

See the Skin They Can’t Show You in Maxim

The new issue of Maxim magazine hits the stands tomorrow, and it will bear a list of what the magazine’s editors consider to be the world’s hottest women.

As fans of celebrity nudity know all too well, the hottest actresses are not always the nakedest. However, a preliminary look at the Hot 100 has revealed a slew of Hollywood’s best undressed among their ranks.

In the top ten, there are five bare-bodied beauties. Naked Olivia Wilde, coming in at number one, shows boobs, butt and bush in Alpha Dog. Number four is Swedish sweetheart Malin Akerman, who first got topless in Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle and most recently in Watchmen.

Number six Eliza Dushku finally broke her boob-ban in The Alphabet Killer. Ivy League eyeful and Maxim’s number nine Jordana Brewster’s mammaries matriculated in The Invisible Circus and number ten Jennifer Love Hewitt had some great accidental skin in The Tuxedo.

Chalk it up to wardrobe malfunction, but it seems that when it comes to nudity, Jennifer Loves to Do-itt.

See a longer list of the naked babes in Maxim’s Hot 100 after the jump.

See Milla Spill a Boob

Since her boob-baring appearance in Return to the Blue Lagoon, Ukrainian babe Milla Jovovich has given audiences a lot to wank about.

She’s shows off her rack in movies like No Good Deed (2002), Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004), and .45 (2006), where she also had topless lesbian makeouts with Sarah Strange and Talk Soup hostess Aisha Tyler.

Now in the March 2009 issue of Interview magazine, the venerable oversized publication founded by Andy Warhol 40 years ago, Milla has done it again, showing off between 45 and 65% of her right nipple in a topless photo shoot.

Read more after the jump.

Inspired by the classic Judas Priest song "Turbo Lover" and the fact that today marks the second anniversary of the founding of the Republic of Serbia, I thought I'd use today's blog to compile a list of the three Serbians who have made the greatest contributions to cinematic nudity. Forget ultra-nationalist dictator Slobodan Milosevic, Nobel Prize-nominated postmodern novelist Milorad Pavic, and Byzantine Emperor Constantine XI, these are the three people I think of when I hear the strains of "Boze pravde."

Milla Jovovich

A half-serb born in Ukraine, Milla Jovovich became a skin-stant star at the age of 16 in Return to the Blue Lagoon (1991) when she went topless to (in a sense) reprise the role made famous by 15 year old Brooke Shields in The Blue Lagoon (1980). Since coming of age, Milla's mams, muff and mudflaps have been on display in movies like Resident Evil (2002) No Good Deed (2002) and .45 (2006), where she makes out with the very nubile Aisha Tyler and gets her box munched in the shower by Sarah Strange. Nothing strange about that!

Rada Rassimov

An Italian babe of Serbian descent, Rada Rassimov's rack revelations in the X-rated skinternational sex comedy Grandeur Nature (1974) must have made both her home country and her adopted one proud. After all, between Serbia's Carpathian Mountains and Italy's Alps, both nationalities know how to appreciate a nice set of peaks.

Peter Bogdanovich

Serbian on one side and Austrian Jewish on the other, Peter Bogdanovich is a legendary figure in Hollywood, mainly because of the amazing ups and downs he has experienced. Bogdonavich was conceived as his parents were fleeing the Nazis, wrote many well-received pieces of film criticism before he began making movies, worked with Roger Corman, was a protegee of Orson Welles, was hailed as a genius for the Mr. Skin Hall of Fame classic The Last Picture Show (1971) then panned as a hack for At Long Last Love (1975), slept with Cybill Shepherd and doomed playmate Dorothy Stratten, then, eight years after her death, married Dorothy's 20 year old sister Louise when he was 49. If you can think of it, Peter's Bog-done-ovich'd it!

Many a teat tip has graced the pages of Mrskin.com. Fat nipples, pink nipples, brown ones, upward pointers, inverted ones. Here at Skin Central, we celebrate every sweater spout, but only one pair can emerge victorious as being named GNATs, a.k.a. the Greatest Nipples of All Time. And they come attached to the sublimely slinky supermodel and action-flick chick Milla Jovovich.