Ninja Cheerleaders (2008)

Ninja Cheerleaders (2008) — not to be confused with Cheerleader Ninjas (2002) starring Kira Reed — combines humor with hooters and killer moves by a trio of karate-chopping hotties. Thanks to the writing and direction of David Presley, the R-rated flick kicks off when community college freshmen Courtney (Trishelle Cannatella), April (Ginny Weirick) and Monica (Maitland McConnell) must compete in a stripping competition for tuition money; pass an important class exam; and rescue their sensei Hiroshi (George Takei) who was kidnapped by mobster Victor Lazzaro (Michael Paré) and his naughty ninja lady Kinji (Natasha Chang, also known as Natasha Jai). The catch is all of this happens within one day! The movie also includes Eric Stonestreet of Modern Family (2009-2020) fame; Australian radio personality Jason Ellis; and the late Dorothy Stratten’s younger sister Louise Stratten who played a saloon girl in Django Unchained (2012). Even though the sexy ninjas don’t get naked, they do show a lot of skin-ja. For starters, we can tell ya that Ms. Cannatella touts her ample cleavage in a big white brassiere. If that’s not arousing enough, she also shakes her buns in barely-there briefs. Not to be upstaged, brunette babe Ms. Weirick wears a tiny black bra with matching panties and sheer stockings. The same can be said of Ms. McConnell’s McCostume. In other words, their skimpy getups are geared to get flesh fans off. Suffice it to to say, we’d love to untie the comely cast’s black belts to see what’s waiting inside their robes!