Niki Notarile Nude

Stick around the Internet for the next little while and, I promise you, some unconscionable cliché-spewer will assault your computer screen with a phrase he’ll want you to believe he just came up with himself:

“Two words: Nazi. Zombies.”

Please note the period after each of these two words. It wouldn't be Internet Douchespeak without them.

Motivating this tripe is hype for an official Tool-Approved Sundance Take on the Topic. Don’t fall for it. Fall in love, instead, with Shock Waves and Bloodsucking Nazi Zombies. All over again.

Better still, support new horror efforts on the order of Gutterballs and Blood and Sex Nightmaer, where the hair that gets raised -- amazingly, on-camera -- is pubic. Other times, the naked vaginas on up-close display are bald.

Come swallow the whole mess after the jump.

A Look at the Latest Horror-themed Additions to MrSkin.com

Welcome back my friends, to Castle Rackula. It’s been a while since I’ve written, and frankly I’m still recovering from last week’s festivities. Let’s just say they made Get Crazy look like End of Days and and leave it at that.

As a result, I still have a crypt full of movies to review, including Wet Wilderness and Razorback (from the good folks at J4HI.com), both of which look promising.

So this week I’ve decided to take a look at the new additions to the website from the world of horror and the macabre. I think you’ll skin-joy it as much as I did.

Read more after the bite.