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Night Patrol (1984)
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- Genre:
- Comedy
- Director:
- Jackie Kong
- Rated:
- R
- Theatrical Release:
- November 16th, 1984
- US DVD Release:
- June 22nd, 2004
- Country:
- USA
There’s an all-star cast in the amazingly shameless comedy Night Patrol (1984), which defies good taste to become one of the funniest schlock films of all time. Former “Unknown Comic” Murray Langston stars as a pathetic cop who moonlights as a stand-up comic with a bag over his head. Billy Barty rants away as Murray’s tyrannical superior, while Pat Paulsen gives an incredible … Become a Mr Skin Member and get the full review
Skin Stars
Linda Blair • Sue Perman
Nude3 pics, 1 clip
Kitten Natividad • Hippie woman
Nude3 pics, 1 clip
Lori Sutton • Edith Hutton
Nude8 pics, 1 clip
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Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!
Number 5: Linda Blair
Although she’s never gotten naked in a horror movie, per se, when it comes to the unholy annals of Scream Queendom, few lungs project more powerfully than those just beneath the booming D-cups of Linda Blair.
The frightful fact is this: Linda Blair portrayed demonically possessed little Regan in The Exorcist. She subsequently spent the 1980s busting out her hellaciously hot hooters in a series of the decade’s most skincandescent exploitation classics.
Therefore, Linda Blair ranks right near the top of Mr. Skin’s Top 31 Naked Scream Queens.
Click the pic to see Linda Blair nude.
She may have made the world’s hair stand on end as little demon-possessed Regan in The Exorcist, but it was body parts located decidedly to the south of the scalp that got raised en masse when all-grown-up (and out) Linda Blair revealed her Satanically sexy nude body in Oui magazine, which hit newsstands on this date in 1982.
Skincidentally, 1982 is the same year that young Demi Moore also appeared fur-tastically nude in Oui.
After a tumultuous adolescence which included a sexual relationship with heartthrob rocker Rick Springfied (she was 15, he was 25), and starring in the gland-mark explicit TV movies Born Innocent and Sweet Hostage, Linda dared to bare in the pages of Oui as a sort of coming out -- of her clothes -- celebration.
Click the cover to learn more, and to see Linda, bare.
Nude Scene Guide
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Linda Blair … Sue Perman
– 1:19:00 – breastsSynopsis: Brief glimpse of Linda's left boobular as she giggles in bed with The Unknown Comic. (17 seconds)
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Kitten Natividad … Hippie woman
– 1:01:00 – breastsSynopsis: Kitten's massive pair show up just in time as the punchline to "Nobody move! This is a bust!" Okay, so the joke sucks, but man did this gal have an amazing set of naturally titanic knockers! (20 seconds)
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Lori Sutton … Edith Hutton
– 0:47:00 – breastsSynopsis: Mr. Policeman has to fondle his giant . . . binoculars when he gets a load of Lori's lemons after she strips off her bra! (65 seconds)
