With big-budget kids' movies like Yogi Bear and TRON: Legacy and the skinless romantic comedy How Do You Know? dominating theaters this pre-holiday weekend, it’s a perfect time to stay home with your DVD player and check out the stars in some of their less constrictive roles.
Uploading into theaters this weekend, Olivia Wilde costars in Disney's special effects extravaganza TRON: Legacy. Olivia Wilde doesn't take off her glowing outfit in TRON:, so if you want to see her nude, skip the crowds this weekend and stay home with a DVD of the 2006 skinstant classic Alpha Dog, where Ms. Wilde shows off her eye-popping rackage an hour and 45 minutes in. That will put a light cycle in your pants.
Also in theaters this weekend, it's the new romantic comedy How Do You Know? for all the moviegoers who are too old for TRON. Unfortunately, it may not have the same special effects as those TRON, but it has the same amount of nuditynone. The movie stars Paul Rudd, Owen Wilson, and Reese Witherspoon in a story about a love triangle that will quickly lose the interest of anyone looking to see Reese's witherpoon.
So go pick up the 1998 vampire-free crime flick Twilight where just two minutes in, Reese's pieces are on full display as she toplessly bangs her boyfriend in bed, and then again a minute later. How do you know when it's a good movie? Check your pants!
