Looking for something nude to watch on Netflix Instant? This week in SKINstant gratification we’ve got some wild and wooly fur from Jenny Agutter and Linzi Drew in An American Werewolf in London (1981). Then some Scandinavian skin from Johanne Kjellevik Ledang and Malin Crepin in Oslo, August 31st (2011), and stripper sucksacks in Cherry Bomb (2011). Get babymaking material from America Olivo and Leila Charles Leigh in Conception (2011), and see the breast that could happen from Sascha Knopf in What's the Worst That Could Happen? (2001).
The British tend to view tourists from the breakaway States as somewhat uncouth johnny-come-lately fellows who could do with a tad of sophisticating. Imagine then the reactions of appalled English men and ladies of manners when visited by the utterly beastly An American Werewolf in London (1981). This John Landis-directed pastiche of comedy, drama, and gore-splattered suspense provided early 1980s America with a howling-good Top 40 hit with its eponymous theme song and won an Academy Award for the onscreen transformation of a likable-enough chap from the frontier into a bloody, horrid, flesh-craving monstrosity.A porno scene that breaks up with all three B’s, including thigh-splayed thatch of Linzi Drew, puts the special in DVD Special Feature.
A recovering drug addict takes a day off in Oslo, August 31st (2011). Anders (Anders Danielsen Lie) is in a treatment facility to overcome his drug habit, but the center gives him a day pass out to attend a job interview in Oslo. Anders is too depressed to seriously look for employment, so he goes to visit all of his old friends to see if life is still worth living. Will he be able to get past this existential crisis and start over from scratch? The protagonist may be depressed, but we’re feeling pretty perky when Johanne Kjellevik Ledang reveals her left lobber stripping down for a skinny-dip 1-hour 18-minutes in. And our spirits (and pants) soar when Malin Crpin shows off her massive melons while lounging in bed at the 3-minute mark. Come on, get slappy!
A sexy stripper is out for revenge in Cherry Bomb (2011). Cherry (Julin) is an exotic dancer at the "Pussy Hut” until one night she is assaulted by a quintet of drug distributors who hired her for a private party. The local cops are on the take and not interested in bringing the men to justice, so Cherry sets out with her brother, Brandon (John Rodrguez), to make sure the bad guys get what’s coming to them. This grindhouse film shows the only the sexy silhouette of Julin as she does a bikini-clad bump and grind, but A.J. Bailey makes up for it by letting out her lickers playing a stripper who actually strips. Cherry Bomb will cause an explosion in your pants!
It’s babymaking time for the couples in Conception (2011). This ensemble comedy follows nine different couples on the night that they conceive, with scenarios from the hilarious to the disastrous. The reproductive pairs include a lesbian couple preparing for artificial insemination, a couple taking fertility treatments, and a couple of horny teenagers trying to de-virginize. Blonde babe Julie Bowen starts off the sexy times lounging on the bed in a tanktop and panties 7-minutes in, and Jennifer Jostyn pulls down her sweatshirt to reveal her left lobber at 43-minutes in. Plus we get a peek at the right peak on Leila Charles Leigh when she takes off her bra at the 52-minute mark, and we later see steamy, slippery mams from America Olivo as she gets banged in the shower 57-minutes in. Now where do babies come from again?
What's the Worst That Could Happen? (2001) is another madcap vehicle for the insane antics of Martin "Me So Crazy" Lawrence. Based on the work of modern noir master Donald Westlake, Lawrence plays a thief who spends the entirety of the movie coming up with kooky schemes to get a lucky ring back from Danny DeVito, playing the millionaire who stole it from him. With John Leguizamo as Lawrence's partner in crime, you expect lots of slapstick moments. What's surprising is the presence of Sascha Knopf as DeVito's busty girlfriend. Her top comes down only in the version of this flick shown overseas. But thanks to DVD, Sascha's bounty can be shared by all. What's the worst that could happen? Not ever getting to see Sascha's giant natural hoots! Sascha is too hot for American audiences, so her delicious double-Ds were only served up in the European version of the film. Thankfully, we of the red, white and no longer blue-balled persuasion can finally see Sascha's sacks.
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