Netflix is breaking new ground in February by releasing House of Cards, the first original series produced by the movie-streaming service. The company also made the unusual move of releasing all 13 episodes at once, in defiance of standard weekly releases meant to build up social media buzz. Reviews so far are good, but if you don’t have time to spend 10 back-to-back hours wading through Washington politics, we can help you out. Spoiler alert: There’s nudity!

Kristen Connolly, who you may remember as the “virgin” archetype from The Cabin in the Woods (2012), makes her nude debut in the first episode playing a headstrong congressional staffer. Just call me the Secretary of Spank!


Doe-eyed babe Kate Mara plays a reporter on the series and does strip to her skivvies, but the lone butt shot seems to be the work of a body double. We wish her Exposé was more exposing!


Finally, Burlesque star Hazel Honeysuckle does what she does breast by taking her top off onstage. Nice suckles, honey!