National Lampoon's Going the Distance (2004)

You can always count on National Lampoon to bring you the best in screwball, with an emphasis on the “poon” and the “screw”. In National Lampoon’s Going the Distance (2004), after years of pining over his dreamgirl Trish (Katheryn Winnick), poor Nick (Christopher Jacot) finally lands her, only to see her head to Toronto to try and make it in the music industry. Terrified that she'll ditch him for the sleazeball music producer Lenny Swackhammer (Jason Priestley), him and his two buddies Tyler (Shawn Roberts) and Dime (Ryan Belleville) hop into an RV to track her down in Toronto before he loses her forever. Along the way, our three hornball heroes are tailed by a bounty hunter, meet up with a sexy farmer’s daughter, chug beers, teach us the origin of the term “brown belt”, and pervily peep on a couple of sexy skinny-dipping hitchhikers. The zaniness reaches new heights when the trio ends up at the MuchMusic awards, where a special guest appearance by Avril Lavigne pushes the movie from “fairly Canadian” straight over the edge and into a Strange Brew level of full-blown Canuckness. Oh Canada, do we love to see your women's cans! Joanne Kelly shows her ass in a thong while wearing a sexy Oktoberfest outfit, as well as her boobs in a bra when she takes that outfit off to play some hide the Weiner schnitzel. Crystal Lowe is a busty stripclub waitress we see in a bikini, who keeps trying to get our fellas to pay for something other than food. But that doesn't mean nobody goes nude. Tammy Morris is a stripper willing to show her tits, as is the jug flashing Jacqueline Stewart. Kimberley Warnat is a topless surfer looking for help putting her bikini top on that'll have you wanging ten, and Mayko Nguyen is a mam baring skinny dipper who doesn't know some dudes are filming her from the shore. That road trip looks like one heck of a shoot your load trip! With all that action, National Lampoon's Going the Distance will have you doing the wrist dance!