Mr. Skin Hopes to Be Abducted, Brainwashed by Daughter of Patty "Tania" Hearst


Fashion model Lydia Hearst, daughter of former Symbionese Liberation Army captive Patty Hearst and herself a proud member of the Sweater-Sack Liberation Army, has become a spokesmodel for lingerie company Myla.

Lydia, who is also a columnist for Page Six magazine had a guest spot in the season finale of the hit teen drama Gossip Girl with Blake Lively.

Mr. Skin thinks that Lydia could easily rise to the heights of fame achieved by her mom if only she could find that one iconic image (preferably a nude image) that would sum her up completely. Maybe something like this stiff-nipped pic of her below.