Girls in
My Bloody Valentine 3-D (2009)

Rounding up the rack-o-lanterns of Eliza Dushku , Sophie Monk, Betsy Rue, Riki Lindhome, the nude girls of Friday the 13th, and more.

This season’s smash supernatural spooker Paranormal Activity is packing audiences into theaters the way its leading lady, Katie Featherston, packs her 38DD bra.

Unfortunately, curvaceous Katie keeps covered throughout Paranormal, so let’s salute fright flick femmes who did bare ’em and scare ’em in 2009.

So come on now, Katie Featherston: Follow suit with your fellow scream queens and strip down to your birthday suit!

1. MY BLOODY VALENTINE 3-D
Betsy Rue
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Betsy bounces atop a dude on a motel bed, follows him out to the parking lot stark nude, then flees a coal-mining killer with every inch of her naked form erupting off the screen in all the three skintastic dimensions—comin' right at ya!

Valentine is a rip-roaring remake of a skinless 1981 slasher nugget, and it improves on the original not only with Betsy's amazing, shaved-beav full-frontal action that goes on for nearly five full minutes, but the fact that she shimmies, shakes, and bounces out in front of viewers' eyes with utmost clarity thanks to a newly (and nudely) improved 3-D process.

Glands down, Betsy’s Bloody bareness stands as the greatest 3-D nude scene in the history of tits and glasses.

Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of May 19, 2009.

Me-WOW!

Welcome back my friends. It’s good to have you back in Castle Rackula.

After reviewing My Bloody Valentine 3-D last week, my mind has been on horror remakes. Some obviously, are more successful than others.

One sure-fire way to be more successful is to do what My Bloody Valentine 3-D did and amp up the gore and nudity.

Especially the nudity.

With that in mind, this week I’ll be revisiting one of my favorite horror films of the early 1980s, Paul Schrader’s Cat People.

Read more after the bite.

3 B’s in 3-D

Hello my friends, and welcome once again to Castle Rackula high in the peaks of Mamsylvania. This week I’ll be reviewing the 3-D slasher remake My Bloody Valentine.

But before I get to the movie, I have to comment on two of the previews that preceded it. The first was for Friday the 13th, out in theaters February 13th, and the second was for Last House on the Left.

I have to say, after the Halloween debacle, I was not enthusiastic about a Friday the 13th remake. And the disregard for the storyline the filmmakers showed in making Jason Voorhees the killer didn’t help. But everything I’ve seen so far looks pretty good, so I’ll reserve judgment.

My inclinations toward Last House on the Left are less charitable. But that’s another column for another day.

Read my full MBV3D review after the bite.