This MAM-orial Day weekend, we're taking a break from our regular prog-MAM-ming to bring you an udderly mam-tastic countdown of the breast celebrity cans courtesy of our own Mr. Skin. (Q: How many boobie puns can we work into one sentence? A: Five.) The list comes hand-picked by the Sultan of Skin himself, so whether you agree whole hard-edly or your favorite didn't make the list, let us know in the comments!
10. Michelle Johnson, Blame It on Rio (1984)
Demi who? Michelle is a personal favorite of Mr. Skin's, and she easily outshines her co-star Demi Moore's pre-implant ittie bitties with her big, puffy nipples and naturally ripe rack in this '80s sex-comedy classic.
9. Keeley Hazell, Cashback (2006)
Keeley is a successful "glamour" (ie, topless) model in the breast-obsessed UK, but never made much of an impression in Hollywood...though her natural 32Es clearly made quite an impression on Mr. Skin.
8. Alice Eve, Crossing Over (2009)
Alice is on the fast track to becoming a Hollywood A-lister with roles in summer blockbuster fare like The Raven (2012) and Men in Black 3 (2012), making her lone topless appearance (so far) all the more precious.
7. Pam Grier, Coffy (1973)
Pam is the ultimate '70s superfly sex symbol, and Mr. Skin can most certainly dig her outstanding, all-natural TA in Coffy, the role that established her as the "Queen of Blaxploitation."
To see all of these terrific twosomes SKIN motion, check out Mr. Skin's Top 10 Favorite Celebrity Breasts playlist right here at MrSkin.com!
