BREAKING NUDES: Skin Central received some sad nudes news from our friends over at Egotastic this morning, regarding the topless scene in the upcoming Judd Apatow film, This Is 40 (2012). And now a word from our Sultan of Skin:
An Open Letter to Judd Apatow
Dear Judd,
How are you? It’s hard to believe it’s been five years since Knocked Up (2007) showcased the big-screen debut of MrSkin.com.
Since then you’ve commingled naked women and comedic talents in Funny People (2009) and Get Him to the Greek (2010), and who could forget your original skin classics like Superbad (2007), The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005), and Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007).
Nice work! A hard-felt thanks!
There’s just one thing, though, we’ve caught wind that the follow-up to Knocked Up (2007), This is 40 (2012), features the devious deception known as CGI nudes.
Do you think that’s fair? We’re not blaming you, we’re sure you had breast of intentions, but we look to you as an enormously successful director to inspire and encourage the best in us. If you build tit they will come!
Obviously, at Skin Central, there is no such thing as a bad nude scene, and to encourage a whole new generation of gorgeous gals to cover up with this post-production sham is a shame. We need to create new fondle mammaries, enjoy new ass-ets.
You see the problem, don’t you? This could usher in a whole new era of fake nudes. Something has to change, and we think you’re just the man to do it. Or else we might have to file for onan-ployment.
Your pal,
Mr. Skin
