The snow is starting to melt here at Skin Central, and our jeans are jumping with excitement, because with the coming of spring comes one of the breast times of the year- SPRING BREAK! Yes, that magical week of drunken coeds in bikinis and jugulous wet t-shirt contests is right around the corner. To prime your peter for the coming boobquake, here’s a sampling of some of Mr. Skin’s favorite Spring Break flicks to tickle your pickle:
Last year the boobie bar was forever raised by Mr. Skin’s hands-down pick for Breast Picture, Piranha 3D (2010). This spring break massacre features dozens of bare bosoms, including the first (and best) nude parasailing scene in the annals of skinema courtesy of porn babe Gianna Michaels!
Sometimes it’s best just to get to the point, and the title Spring Break (1983) does just that. Also on point are the perky pillows of Shelia Kennedy when she takes the wet t-shirt contest to a whole new level-by skipping the t-shirt part!
Similarly descriptive is the title of Black Spring Break: The Movie (1998). With a title like that, you know what you’re getting, and what you’re getting are the yummy yams of Rennay London-Simes when she seduces the camera with a lengthy striptease.
One of the all time college skinema classics, Fraternity Vacation (1985) is a touching tale of friendship between a jock and a nerd united in their quest for quim. You’ll be touching yourself when breast buddies Barbara Crampton and Kathleen Kinmont get together for some quality bb bonding.
Like Russ Meyer’s Up! (1976), National Lampoon’s Spring Break (2007) contains simply too many sex-crazed storylines to keep straight. The film gets an assist from golden-haired goddess Nikki Schieler Ziering as the narrator- and oh, how we’d like to get an assist from her!
So gas up that yacht and get to tanning, because spring has sprung, and so has Mr. Skin!
