As you prepare to glue your television to football after ingesting a large amount of stuffed and roasted bird, wouldn't you like to dig your fork into the juicy breasts of the past week of the boob tube? Sure you would.

Feast upon the following: Caprice Benedetti and her tasty T&A in Brotherhood, Carla Gallo serving up a smidge of sweater stuffers on Californication, Jordana Brewster filling out lacy lingerie in a mouthwatering way on Chuck, perennial skin fave Paris Hilton in a bikini on her new reality show, and Nadine Velazquez bringing some superbly spicy cleavage to My Name Is Earl.

Way back at the beginning of the month, the sublimely sexy star Caprice Benedetti daringly went full frontal on the new hit show Brotherhood. And oh brother, it was good. On Sunday, she sweetened the pot with another look at her all-natural boobs and even a bit of butt. Check her out Miss Benedetti, and you'll bend your spaghetti.

That same night, Carla Gallo (who you might remember as fresh-faced coed Lizzie on Undeclared) made her second skin appearance on Californication. The naked Carla hopped atop bald-domed Evan Handler, and we got jealous as he handled her. This time she even ponied up a bit of upper crack to go along with her tiny rack. Carla Gallo naked? A serving a week is not enough.

Monday brought the always amazing Jordana Brewster to the comedy Chuck. And Jordana ain't chuck; she's filet mignon! No nudity from Jordana--this is primetime network TV, after all--but she slid her elegantly slender body into some very revealing and lacy undies and a bra. Oh, you'll want to Chuck her. You'll want to Chuck her but good.

The next day was the premiere of My New BFF, with America's barest heiress, Paris Hilton! Paris has been off the radar for a while, but her recent breakup with Benji Madden plus this super hot bikini scene from her new show makes for a promising 2009. Now if she'd only replace "BFF" with "TA".


And last but not least is one of the breast non-nude network moment sinces Salma Hayek's juicy, jiggly bra scen in Ugly Betty! On the 20th, My Name is Earl series regular Nadine Velazquez was seen in undies and a push-up bra at her strip club. This would have been incredible on its own, but then she grabbed her ample maracas, hoisted them up with her hands, and wiggles them in some lucky shmuck's face. SEXQUISITE! This one's a can't-miss!