A week with no True Blood nudity? A week with no Californication nudity? What a depressing turn of events! Although the past seven days featured only ONE nude scene on the small screen, what a scene it was! Adult goddess Jenaveve Jolie gifted us with creamy, cocoa-licious T&A on Entourage.

And the non-nude but very sexy scenes were no slouch this week either! Former child star Madeline Zima gave us something to drink in Californication, Teri Hatcher made us desperate in Desperate Housewives, Alyson Hannigan made with the huge pregnant cleavage on How I Met Your Mother, and classic TV mega-star Jennifer Aniston nearly showed 30B rack on 30 Rock.

On Sunday, Madeline Zima--AKA the little girl on The Nanny--took to the Californication screen in her flowered, extra-skimpy bra and panties. While not as skintastic as her topless, Duchovny-punching scene from season 1, Zima was still plenty intoxicating here.

That same night, the inimitable, classy Teri Hatcher was the sexy star she's always been when she injected a bit of sizzle and a whole lot of jiggle to Desperate Housewives. Costar Eva Longoria Parker hasn't been slinking it up much this season, so it's great to see Teri graciously stepping in to fill out the lingerie in her place.

And finally, on Sunday: flesh! Flesh, and lots of it! Adult film superstar Jenaveve Jolie guested on Entourage, ass and boobs abounce as she bobbed on rapper Bow Wow's dork. It was truly gratuitous, or as we at Skin Central call it: a tour de force. A skinstant classic.

The next day, we happened to catch How I Met Your Mother. A fitting title, since red-headed cutie pie and series star Alyson Hannigan is expecting her first child. And instead of hiding behind grocery bags and dumpy dresses, she showed off her ready-to-burst milk jugs while lying splayed across a desk in a low-cut slip. And that's how we met her mammage.

Last but not least, perennial favorite Jennifer Aniston took some time out from laying the smackdown on Angelina Jolie and canoodling with John Mayer to do a guest spot on 30 Rock. A guest spot that apparently required her to wear a teeny tiny maid's outfit: sheer black lingerie, black fishnets, and an apron. Jennifer: forever our breast Friend.