While many shows are coming off holiday hiatus and others, such as flesh-filled fave Secret Diary of a Call Girl, gearing up for new seasons, it's been a dry couple of weeks for small screen skin.
Thankfully, we have the season premiere of Nip/Tuck to fall back on, and as usual, it didn't disappoint.
The new season of Nip/Tuck started with a bang on Tuesday. A literal bang. A doggie bang! Lucky Dr. Troy--who's usually seen groaning over the foxy bod of a new starlet each week--enjoyed a little rear-entry action with dark-haired super-babe Cyia Batten. Batten down the rear hatches, because we've got a nice, naked ass over here!
That same night, breast Friend Courteney Cox guested on long-running med show Scrubs. She don't want no scrubs, but we wanted some rubs. Rubs on her amazing cleavage! Courteney plays the new chief of medicine at the hospital and Zack Braff imagines her, breeze blowing through her raven hair, shirt unbuttoned to reveal a slice of bra and a nice handful of cleavage. Revive me! Code boob!
Last but arguably best--and definitely breast--was chi-chi-bearing little chimichanga Salma Hayek. Surely you remember when Salma guested on Ugly Betty last year, showing off her not-at-all-ugly boobies in a bra and nabbing an Anatomy Award for best non-nude, correct? Well, looks like she's aiming for another skin statuette, because she hefted up her hooters and showed off a comely cleave of chest chasm on Thursday night's 30 Rock. Ay casabas!
