Canyons

Huge weekend for silver screen nudity, one might even call it ample, as bountifully endowed actresses Lindsay Lohan and Paula Patton give up their breast onscreen nudity yet! Lindsay’s out of rehab and now out of her clothes for the indie thriller The Canyons (2013), where her freckly funbags show up a fantastic four times! It’s in limited release, but readily available on VOD [and here at MrSkin.com]!

Paula Patton teased in an
E! interview earlier this week with the quote "You're gonna see my boobies", and delivers on that promise with a blast of her double barrels 16 minutes into 2 Guns (2013).

Last, but certainly not least, Shailene Woodley is making her nude debut in The Spectacular Now (2013). You may remember Shailene from ABC Family series The Secret Life Of The American Teenager, but you’ll be spilling more than secrets when she bares boobs 40-minutes in. Spectacular? It’s spec-rackular!

LohanA trust-fund kid loses his cool after discovering evidence of his actress girlfriend's affair in The Canyons (2013). That's the basic plot, but between the casting of real-life porn star James Deen and Lindsay Lohan's erratic behavior on set, the real drama in The Canyons went on behind the scenes. At least director Paul Schrader got Lindsay to take off her clothes in front of the camera, giving us a good look at her famous freckled funbags at the 13, 51, 1-hour, 2-minute and 1-hour, 3-minute marks. Throw in boobs and bush from co-star Tenille Houston and full frontal from Lily LaBeau during a foursome scene (yup, Lindsay joins in too), and you've got a full-on feast of female flesh. We'd yodel in their canyons any time!

See the trailer for The Canyons here

Two undercover agents go on the run after blowing their cover in 2 Guns (2013). DEA Agent Bobby Trench (Denzel Washington) thinks he's on the verge of busting Markus "Stig" Stigman (Mark Wahlberg) for embezzling money from the Mob. But what he doesn't know is that Stigman is actually an NCIS agent investigating him for the exact same crime. When their cover gets blown, Bobby and Stig have no choice but to trust each other in order to stay alive. Paula Patton co-stars as Bobby's girlfriend, and she'll put a pistol in your pocket 16 minute in when she bares her beautiful bouncy baby-feeders in bed with Denzel. 2 Guns will make you empty your chamber!

See the trailer for 2 Guns here

A party-hearty teen meets his match in the form of a shy sci-fi nerd in The Spectacular Now (2013). Sutter Keely (Miles Teller) is a high school senior who has little interest in the future beyond what party he's going to next weekend. He's got his friends, his part-time job, and his equally freewheeling girlfriend Cassidy (Brie Larson), and that's enough for him. At least it was, until the morning he wakes up after an especially heavy night of drinking on "nice girl" Aimee (Shailene Woodley)'s front lawn. But looks can be deceiving, because although Brie gives us the silhouette of a breast one minute into the movie, it's "good girl" Shailene who makes her nude debut baring boobs at the 40-minute mark. And they're spectacular, wow!

See the trailer for The Spectacular Nowhere