The only skin is a quick topless shot from nudecomer Christine Marzano, but hey- In Bruges (2008) was great, and we're up for any movie that features Sam Rockwell, Christopher Walken, and Tom Waits petting a bunny, so throw in the supremely sexy Olga Kurylenko and Abbie Cornish and you've got more than enough reason to give Seven Psychopaths (2012) a whirl.
And if you're not sick of found-footage horror (or haunted houses, for that matter) yet, then Sinister (2012) haunts theaters this weekend with a non-nude turn by Juliet Rylance, and in other "movies with numbers in the title" news, the non-nude Lizzy Caplan comedy 3,2,1...Frankie Go Boom (2012) explodes into theaters this weekend:
A struggling screenwriter inadvertently gets involved with some seriously demented characters after a dognapping goes awry in Martin McDonagh's Seven Psychopaths (2012). Marty (Colin Farrell) isn't one to judge his friends Billy (Sam Rockwell) and Hans (Christopher Walken), even though they make their living kidnapping strangers' dogs and returning them for the reward money-- until they make the mistake of kidnapping notorious gangster Charlie (Woody Harrelson's) beloved Shih Tsu. And by "notorious", we mean "completely mentally unhinged", and by "beloved" we mean "unreasonably, irrationally devoted to." Mr. Skin favorites Olga Kurylenko and Abbie Cornish both appear as two of the titular Seven Psychopaths, but it's nudecomer Christine Marzano who gives up the sole flash of skin when she steps out of the bathroom clad in nothing but panties 22 minutes in. Now that's how you give a dog a bone.
See the red-band trailer for Seven Psychopaths here
Moving into a new place can be scary- it's a whole new world of dark corners, creaky stairs, and unexplained basement noises to get used to. But trust us, you don't have it half as bad as Ellison Oswalt (Ethan Hawke), the hero of the found-footage fright flick Sinister (2012). When Ellison and his family move into a seemingly innocuous suburban house, he is intrigued by the discovery of 16mm film reels depicting the murder of an entire family in the very same home-- he's a true-crime novelist, after all. But as Ellison digs deeper into the mystery, he inadvertently unleashes the supernatural force that launched this Sinister chain of events in the first place. Speaking of sinister, the most frightening part of this flick is that even though it's rated R, the closest we get to nudity is some t-shirt and panties action from hot mom Juliet Rylance. Mr. Skin would have preferred something more SKINister.
See the red-band trailer for Sinister here
Movies always make it seem like once you meet that quirky, candy-bra wearing girl of your dreams, then everything will be sunshine and unicorn farts from there on out. But in the comedy 3.2.1Frankie Go Boom (2012), a chance encounter with said dream girl (played by indie heartthrob Lizzy Caplan) is only the beginning of Frank (Charlie Hunnam)'s problems. See, his brother Bruce (Chris O'Dowd) has always lived to make Frank's life hell, but his newest escapade--filming his one-night stand with Lassie (Caplan) and surreptitiously posting it online-- is a whole new level of twisted. Lizzy and fellow brunette Whitney Cummings (as Lizzy's porn alter ego) bring the boom in bras and panties (including the aforementioned candy number), but ultimately fail to bust out their bonbons in any meaningful way, making this Boom a bust.
See the red-band trailer for 3,2,1...Frankie Go Boom here
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