Movie report time, we've got some good ones for you this week! If you’re lucky enough to be near one of the limited screens showing Lars von Trier’s Nymphomaniac Vol. 1 (2013)- and not opposed to watching sex-plicit action in a theater full of people- there’s plenty to be seen on the big screen. Stacy Martin does most of the naked heaving lifting, repeatedly baring all 3 Bs playing the younger version of Charlotte Gainsbourg.
Also in limited release, the indie horror flick Cheap Thrills (2013), has Amanda Fuller’s thrilling left lobber popping out in bed. Nothing cheap about that.
Orange is the New Black star Taylor Schilling gives us a second look at her nips in the book adaptation, Stay (2014). While Emmanuelle Devos and Aurelia Petit both continue their great nude steaks in the French romantic drama Just a Sigh (2013).
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Lars von Trier is back with another provocative, crotch-tingling erotic drama, Nymphomaniac Vol. 1 (2013). When a handsome bachelor, Seligman (Stellan Skarsgrd), discovers Joe (Charlotte Gainsbourg), a self-diagnosed nympho, beaten and discarded in an alley, the charming dude brings her back to his apartment to tend to her wounds. While Seligman nurses Joe back to health, the defeated dame returns the favor by sharing vignettes of her life, from birth to the age of fifty. Told in a series of chapters, Joe’s life story is far from boring; she spares no titillating details, especially when detailing her sexual history. We’re all earsand boners! Since it is a Lars von Trier film, get ready to enjoy some flesh-filled offerings from Charlotte Gainsbourg, Sophie Kennedy Clark, and Stacy Martin. There's so much fleshy-goodness that the genius director released the film in two volumes. While the three femmes of the film show a lot of skin, some sexy body doubles lend a helping vagina during the scenes of sex-plicit action! These three gals and their body doubles will turn you into a chiromaniac!
Funny Games not funny enough for ya? Then try some Cheap Thrills (2013). Pat Healy stars in this indie horror flick as Craig, a family man on the berge of losing his house-- and his wife along with it. While drowning his sorrows at a local bar, Craig runs across his old pal Vince (Ethan Embry), who is hanging out with an eccentric (and seemingly loaded) married couple, Colin (David Koechner) and Violet (Sara Paxton). A few drinks and some friendly wagers turn into a lot of drinks and some strange offers, and soon Craig finds himself back at Colin and Violet's place, where the bored bourgeoise up the ante on these working-class schmoes in some very unpleasant ways. Sara is hot in her bra and in a flimsy white nightgown, and Laura Covelli makes a sexy appearance as a busty anti-drug advocate, but Amanda Fuller takes the prize for exposing her left lobber in bed with her hubby. Cheap Thrills will make you spill.
Based on Aislinn Hunter’s novel of the same name, Stay (2014) stars Taylor Schilling as Abbey, a young Canadian cutie that finds herself in quite the pinch when she gets knocked up by her much-older Irish lover Dermot (Aidan Quinn), a disgraced college professor that has no interest in being a father. Abbey ditches the rural life in Ireland and does a long walk of shame back home to Montreal to contemplate her next move. With the help of her father (Michael Ironside) and some heavy soul-searching, the expectant mother makes a “eureka moment” that will eventually change her and Dermont’s lives. And you’ll have the same kind of moment when you catch a quick glimpse of Taylor Schilling’s left nip while she soaks in a bath. With nips like that, who’d ever leave her!
The romantic drama Just a Sigh (2013) follows Alix (Emmanuelle Devos), a struggling theater actress just leaving France after performing in an Ibsen’s “The Lady from the Sea”. While on a train headed out of the country, the sexy actress crosses paths with Doug (Gabriel Byrne), a literature professor from England travelling to Paris to attend a friend’s funeral. Is it love at first sight? Well, with Alix’s relationship with her man on the rocks, and a lot of time to kill in the movie, there’s got to be an attraction, or the film would be that much more boring. As with any good movie hook-ups, there’s some decent nudity. Emmanuelle Devos gives us some quick flashes of her funbags while banging her dude. With the sexy Aurlia Petit lending some left tit while taking a bath, these two gals are sure to turn your sigh into a moan.
