PG-13 action extravaganza G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013) will be dominating theater screens this weekend, and the only female flesh to be seen is Adrianne Palicki jogging in tiny little black running shorts and a sports bra 50-minutes in. Even the R-rated drama The Place Beyond the Pines (2012), only features a pokie shot of Eva Mendes in a thin t-shirt, and strategically covered sideboob in bed. The good news is that the indie comedy Mental (2012) is also showing up on the big screen, along with full frontal from Lily Sullivan going down a water slide. Split splash!

The G.I. Joe team must grapple with the enemy within in the mindless action extravaganza G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013). "But Mr. Skin," you ask. "Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, D.J. Cotrona and Channing Tatum are all such big, intimidating dudes. Just look at the size of their necks! Who would dare to betray men with necks like that?" Well, someone dared and someone did, gentle reader--could it be sexy lady ninja Jinx (Elodie Yung)? Or all-American ass-kicing uber-babe Jaye (Adrianne Palicki)? Better subject them both to a strip search, just in case...

See the trailer for G.I. Joe: Retaliation here

A motorcycle racer's desperate decision will haunt him for the rest of his life in The Place Beyond the Pines (2012). Ryan Gosling stars as Luke, a motorcycle racer who, in desperation, commits a crime to raise the money he needs to support his child. This action puts him at odds with local lawman Avery (Bradley Cooper), prompting a battle of wits and wills that will have life-altering consequences for both men. Eva Mendes co-stars as Luke's lady love, and although she looks great, Eva doesn't show beava (or anything else, for that matter) here.

See the trailer for The Place Beyond the Pines here

SullivanAn unstable hitchhiker may be just the thing an uptight family needs in Mental (2012). Toni Collette stars as Shaz, a kooky bohemian type who gets picked up on the side of the highway by disgraced politician Barry Moochmore (Anthony LaPaglia). But he's not looking for some road head-- he's looking for a nanny for his teenage daughters, whose mother was just committed to a mental asylum following revelations of Barry's infidelity. And if you think that's crazy, just wait for the scene where Lily Sullivan goes down a waterside completely nude, baring boobs and bush in the process. Talk about a case of temporary SKINsanity!

See the trailer for Mental here