If you are going to see the non-nude blockbusters Grown Ups 2 or Pacific Rim this weekend, be sure to check the SKINtastic un-dress-umes of stars Salma Hayek, Maria Bello, and Rinko Kikuchi before hand!
The real release action is coming from former child star Gaby Hoffman, who makes her nude debut in Crystal Fairy (2013) with a fantastic full frontal flash! Plus, you can see “found footage” funbags from Mindy Robinson and Hannah Hughes in the sequel V/H/S 2 (2013).
Perpetual adolescent Michael Cera seeks to shed some of his immature image in the Sundance SKINsation Crystal Fairy (2013). Cera stars as Jaime, a drug-addled pseudo-intellectual who invites a free-spritied hippie chick who calls herself Crystal Fairy (Gaby Hoffman) along for a mescaline-fueled journey of self-discovery along the beaches of Chile. And Gaby is indeed free-spirited, which to Mr. Skin means "will shed her clothes at the drop of a hat"; that same hat drops at the 32-minute mark as Gaby goes full frontal for a room full of guys, 49 minutes in when she does a braless handstand in the sand, an hour and 17 minutes in when she strips completely nude on a nature hike and once more at the one-hour, 24-minute mark when she goes hitchhiking au natural. Crystal Fairy? More like tits n' hairy!
See the trailer for Crystal Fairy here
Press "play" on four more tales of analog anarchy in V/H/S 2 (2013). This second SKINstallment in the found-footage horror series features four terrifying tales, each from a different director: First, "Phase 1 Clinical Trials" tells the story of a man whose artificial eye can see spirits; second comes the zombie flick "A Ride in the Park"; third is the Southeast Asian-influenced "Safe Haven"; and finally, there's the self-explanatory "Slumber Party Alien Abduction". Be sure to pause just one minute in when Mindy Robinson bares boobs during a hotel-room tryst and at the 20-minute mark, where Hannah Hughes takes off her shirt to scare away some spirits. In this flick, "VHS" stands for "Very Hot Snookers".
