Blue is the Warmest Colour (2013) is finally hitting theaters, and drawing controversy for its lengthy and explicit scenes of taco tapping between Lea Seydoux and Adele Exarchopoulos. If ten minutes of gorgeous French actresses knocking knuckle sandwiches is wrong, then we don’t want to be right! It’s in limited release in New York and LA, skipping right over the hairy palms here at Skin Central in Chicago, even though this is clearly were the magic happens.

The Counselor (2013) opens wide this weekend, with Penelope Cruz and Cameron Diaz intermingling with corrupt lawyers and drug cartel big shots. 50-minutes in, Cameron takes her panties off under her dress so she can "fuck" Javier Bardem's car, but it may be the work of a body double since we never quite see her face in the same shot.

Blue is the Warmest Colour (2013) opens with a 12-minute sequence featuring nubile young starlets Lea Seydoux and Adele Exarchopoulos engaged in what Variety calls "the most explosively graphic lesbian sex scene in recent memory." Do you really need any more information? Really? Ok, well, Blue is the Warmest Colour traces the relationship between 15-year-old Adele (Exarchopoulos) and 18-year-old university student Emma (Seydoux), whose signature hairdo is dyed the cerulean hue of the title. All this unfolds in a series of conversations over a punishing 175-minute running time, punctuated with sweaty sessions of explicit, animalistic Sapphic sex. That both stars go totally nude goes without saying. Turns out blue is the horniest colo(u)r...

See the trailer for Blue is the Warmest Colour here

A lawyer gets in over his head when he begins selling drugs on the side in The Counselor (2013). Michael Fassbender stars as the titular attorney, a greedy lawyer who persuades his pal Reiner (Javier Bardem) to introduce him to the narcotics underworld in order to raise some quick cash for his upcoming wedding to beautiful, naive Laura (Penelope Cruz). The Counselor thinks he'll be able to stay one step ahead of his fellow drug dealers thanks to his legal background, but things aren't so simple--especially with Reiner's wild bisexual girlfriend Malkina (Cameron Diaz) in the mix. Penelope and Cameron are both criminally hot, but there isn't much to bang your gavel to in The Counselor. Although Cameron shows us side boob 25 minutes in and appears to bare butt humping a car at the 50-minute mark, the jury's still out on whether or not it's a booty double. Objection, your honor!

See the trailer for The Counselor here