Only a few limited releases with nudity this week, starting out with Steve McQueen’s unflinching look at American slavery in 12 Years a Slave (2013). Not exactly a topic suited for sexy times at the movies, but Lupita Nyongo’o does go bravely bare for a brutal scene. You can enjoy much lighter bare fare in the high school comedy Sin Bin (2012) thanks to Jennifer Monce, and Two Jacks (2012) will have you jacking it twice to the topless treats of Sienna Miller!
12 Years a Slave (2013) tells the true story of Solomon Northup (Chiwetel Ejiofor), a freeman ruthlessly snatched off the streets of Washington, and sold into slavery. Forced to work for twelve years (hence the title) by his owner (Michael Fassbender) on various plantations in Louisiana, Solomon eventually finds his freedom thanks to a chance meeting with a kindly Canadian abolitionist (Brad Pitt). Slavery and derogation are never sexy, but Lupita Nyongo’o attempts to lighten up the mood by showing off her beautiful butt and boobs during a tragic scene of punishment. Lupita’s tortured T&A will have you whipping yourself!
See the trailer for 12 Years a Slave here
An old hockey equipment van gets a second life as hookup central in Sin Bin (2012). Shy guy Brian (Michael Seater) has got a used van that he lends out to all his pals. But while they're keeping the van a-rockin', Brian can't manage to seal the deal with a lady of his own. When the school kingpin, Tony (Bo Burnham), offers him advice in exchange for use of the van, it seems like Brian will finally get laid. Until he falls for Tony's gorgeous girlfriend, Suzie (Emily Meade). Emily Meade and Karen Walter will kick your crotch into overdrive by stripping to their skivvies, but only Jennifer Monce goes topless while giving a different kind of ride in the van. Those headlights will have you working your stick shift!
See the trailer for Sin Bin here
In a twenty-first adaptation of Leo Tolstoy’s short story Two Hussars, the indie comedy Two Jacks (2013) co-stars Danny Huston as legendary film director, gambler, drinker, and womanizer Jack Hussar. When the philander returns to LA to secure financing for his next film, Jack crosses paths and genitals with Diana (Sienna Miller), a sexy siren he meets at a high stakes poker game. Fast forwarding twenty years, Jack’s son Jack Jr. (Jack Huston) heads to Hollywood to hopefully follow in his father’s large filmmaking footsteps. On the skin-front, it’s Miller time when Sienna shows some brief breasts when resting in bed. We’ll drink to that! Also, Izabella Miko teases us with some sweet cleavage while Scarlett Kapella gives a couple panty-clad moments that will remove the wrinkles from your pants. The gals of Two Jacks will have you whacking off, twice.
