In typical Hollywood style, producers are now hoping to cash in on the craze for supernatural story lines (a category that now includes fairy tales, Greek myths, campfire legends, Balinese shadow puppets, email chain letters, and characters from the back of cereal boxes) with not one, but two, takes on the Snow White myth.
The first, Snow White and the Huntsman, reinvents the fairy tale as a fantasy action flick with a hint of nu-metal flavor (think Game of Thrones meets an Evanescence video), with Charlize Theron as the evil queen and Kristen Stewart as Snow White in knight drag.
The second, Mirror Mirror, goes for a frothier, more farcical approach, with Julia Roberts playing the quippy evil queen to Lily Collins' heroic Snow White.
For Skin Central's money, it'd be hard to top Edwige Fenech's full-frontal, fairy tale-themed Sapphic photo shoot in La Pretora (1976), but let's rub down the challengers anyway:
Snow White and The Huntsman's evil queen Charlize Theron is by far the nudest of the four; the South African actress has 11 nude roles to her credit, most recently in 2009's The Burning Plain.
Her costar Kristen Stewart hasn't stripped down on screen just yet, but give the young actress time- she's been stuck in a Twi-hole her entire career (so far). In the meantime, tide yourself over with Kristen's thongtastic lapdance sequence in Welcome to the Rileys (2010).
Julia Roberts steals the show in Mirror, Mirror (aka "the other Snow White movie"), but don't expect to steal a glance under her gown. In her long career, America's Sweetheart has only gotten nude once- slipping a nip in her first movie, Pretty Woman (1990).
Julia's Mirror, Mirror co-star Lily Collins is similarly non-nude; the only time this yacht-rock princess (she's Phil Collins' daughter) even approached the skin barrier was a sexy bikini scene on 90210.
The winner? Snow White and the Huntsman. As a wise man once said, you just can't argue with bush.
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