Michelle Stanger is a prehistoric beauty. She’s the kind of babe that our cavemen ancestors would grab by the hair and pull to their cave for a bit of the old-fashioned whoop-dee-doo. Thankfully, we don’t live in such primitive times, times that are parodied in the action-adventure-comedy Dinosaur Valley Girls (1996), where Michelle makes her film debut and swan song. Sure dinosaurs and human beings lived millions of years apart, but are you going to nitpick science when Michelle’s sexy toplessness is on ample display? If you are, then we don’t want to talk to you, or even write to you anymore.
